A person who is thoroughly drunk:
| SHIT-FACED | 9 |
| LOADED | 8 |
| WASTED | 8 |
| PLASTERED | 7 |
| SMASHED | 7 |
| THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND | 6 |
| BOMBED | 5 |
| DRUNK AS A SKUNK | 5 |
| BLOTTO | 4 |
| DRUNK | 3 |
| PLOWED | 3 |
| POLLUTED | 3 |
| STINKING DRUNK | 3 |
| LIT | 2 |
| SOUSED | 2 |
| TRASHED | 2 |
| BLITZED | 1 |
| BUZZED | 1 |
| DEAD DRUNK | 1 |
| DRUNKARD | 1 |
| FALLING DOWN DRUNK | 1 |
| FALLING OVER | 1 |
| GOT A HALF A JAG ON | 1 |
| GOT A JAG ON | 1 |
| OUT OF IT | 1 |
| SCHNOOKERED | 1 |
| STONED | 1 |
| TANKED | 1 |
| TOASTED | 1 |
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