Someone who is queer but harmless:
| PECULIAR | 138 |
| SIMPLE | 87 |
| CRACKED | 68 |
| QUEER | 66 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS MARBLES | 65 |
| NR | 61 |
| TOUCHED | 50 |
| ODD | 48 |
| ODDBALL | 43 |
| TOUCHED IN THE HEAD | 35 |
| LITTLE OFF | 26 |
| NOT ALL THERE | 23 |
| ECCENTRIC | 21 |
| TETCHED | 21 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS BUTTONS | 20 |
| HARMLESS | 20 |
| NUT | 19 |
| STRANGE | 17 |
| OFF HIS ROCKER | 16 |
| TETCHED IN THE HEAD | 15 |
| FUNNY | 14 |
| NITWIT | 14 |
| LOST HIS MARBLES | 13 |
| SIMPLETON | 12 |
| HALF-WIT | 11 |
| OFF | 11 |
| GOOFY | 10 |
| WEIRD | 10 |
| CRACKPOT | 9 |
| IDIOT | 9 |
| SIMPLE-MINDED | 9 |
| CRAZY | 8 |
| NOBODY HOME | 8 |
| NUTTY | 8 |
| CHARACTER | 7 |
| MORON | 7 |
| NOBODY HOME UPSTAIRS | 7 |
| RETARDED | 7 |
| SCREWBALL | 7 |
| WEIRDO | 7 |
| DIFFERENT | 6 |
| FOOL | 6 |
| HALF-CRACKED | 6 |
| ADDLED | 5 |
| DOPE | 5 |
| DUMB | 5 |
| FEEBLE-MINDED | 5 |
| FOOLISH | 5 |
| KOOK | 5 |
| LITTLE BIT OFF | 5 |
| STUPID | 5 |
| BATTY | 4 |
| HAS A SCREW LOOSE | 4 |
| LOONY | 4 |
| NOT QUITE RIGHT | 4 |
| NUTS | 4 |
| ODDITY | 4 |
| QUEER DUCK | 4 |
| WAY OUT | 4 |
| BALMY | 3 |
| BATS IN HIS BELFRY | 3 |
| DOLT | 3 |
| DUNCE | 3 |
| GOOFBALL | 3 |
| GOT A SCREW LOOSE | 3 |
| HARMLESS NUT | 3 |
| LITTLE GOOFY | 3 |
| QUACK | 3 |
| QUEER BUT HARMLESS | 3 |
| SILLY | 3 |
| UNBALANCED | 3 |
| BIRD-BRAIN | 2 |
| BIT OFF | 2 |
| CRANK | 2 |
| CUCKOO | 2 |
| CURIOUS | 2 |
| DIMWIT | 2 |
| DUMMY | 2 |
| FLAKY | 2 |
| FREAK | 2 |
| FUNNY DUCK | 2 |
| GOT A LOOSE SCREW | 2 |
| HALF-BAKED | 2 |
| HALF-CRAZY | 2 |
| HALF-WITTED | 2 |
| HERMIT | 2 |
| IGNORANT | 2 |
| IMBECILE | 2 |
| JERK | 2 |
| KOOKY | 2 |
| LACKS A LITTLE | 2 |
| LIGHT IN THE HEAD | 2 |
| LIGHT UPSTAIRS | 2 |
| LITTLE NUTTY | 2 |
| LITTLE TETCHED IN THE HEAD | 2 |
| LOST PART OF HIS MARBLES | 2 |
| LOST SOME OF HIS MARBLES | 2 |
| MENTALLY RETARDED | 2 |
| NEBBISH | 2 |
| NOT WRAPPED TOO TIGHT | 2 |
| NUMBSKULL | 2 |
| ODD DUCK | 2 |
| ODD FELLOW | 2 |
| PITIFUL | 2 |
| PSYCHO | 2 |
| QUARE | 2 |
| QUEER PERSON | 2 |
| RETARD | 2 |
| ROCKS IN HIS HEAD | 2 |
| SCREW’S LOOSE | 2 |
| SCREWY | 2 |
| SENILE | 2 |
| VILLAGE IDIOT | 2 |
| WACKY | 2 |
| WEAK IN THE UPPER STORY | 2 |
| ABOUT HALF-NUTS | 1 |
| ADAM’S OFF-OX | 1 |
| ADDLE-BRAINED | 1 |
| ADDLE-PATED | 1 |
| AIN’T GOT ALL HIS BEANS | 1 |
| AIN’T NOTHIN’ BAD IN HIM | 1 |
| AIN’T RIGHT | 1 |
| AIN’T RIGHT UPSTAIRS | 1 |
| BACKWARD | 1 |
| BATS IN THE BELFRY | 1 |
| BE-ADDLED BUT NICE | 1 |
| BELLS IN THE BELFRY | 1 |
| BIRD | 1 |
| BIT OFF HIS ROCKER | 1 |
| CHILDISH | 1 |
| CHILDISHNESS | 1 |
| CODGER | 1 |
| COULD BE IN THEIR SECOND CHILDHOOD | 1 |
| CRACK UPSTAIRS | 1 |
| CRANKPOT | 1 |
| CRAZY IN THE MIND | 1 |
| CREEP | 1 |
| CUCKOO IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| DAFT | 1 |
| DEMENTED | 1 |
| DING-BAT | 1 |
| DINGY | 1 |
| DIPPY | 1 |
| DODO | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS FACILITIES | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS FACULTIES | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS SENSE | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS WHEELS | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE ALL HIS WITS | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE HIS MARBLES | 1 |
| DOESN’T HAVE IT ALL | 1 |
| DOESN’T THINK RIGHT | 1 |
| DON’T HAVE ALL HIS BUTTONS | 1 |
| DON’T HAVE ALL HIS ROCKS | 1 |
| DON’T HAVE ALL THAT BELONGS TO HIM | 1 |
| DON’T HAVE MUCH SENSE | 1 |
| DOPEY | 1 |
| DRIP | 1 |
| DUD | 1 |
| DUMB BUNNY | 1 |
| DUMB DORA | 1 |
| DUMBBELL | 1 |
| EASY-GOING | 1 |
| FANATIC | 1 |
| FAR OUT | 1 |
| FEW BOLTS LOOSE | 1 |
| FEW LOOSE MARBLES | 1 |
| FEW LOOSE SCREWS | 1 |
| FEW NUTS LOOSE | 1 |
| FRAT | 1 |
| FREAKISH | 1 |
| FREAKY | 1 |
| FUDDYDUDDY | 1 |
| FUNNY BUT O.K. | 1 |
| FUNNY IDEAS, WOULDN’T BOTHER NOBODY | 1 |
| FUNNY IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| FUNNY-TYPE PERSON | 1 |
| GENTLE SOUL | 1 |
| GETS DECIDED | 1 |
| GOOD PERSON BUT JUST ODD | 1 |
| GOOF | 1 |
| GOON | 1 |
| GOT ALL HIS MARBLES BUT IN THE WRONG POCKET | 1 |
| GOT FUNNY WAYS | 1 |
| GOT WHEELS IN HIS HEAD | 1 |
| HALF-BREED | 1 |
| HALF-NUTS | 1 |
| HARE-BRAINED | 1 |
| HARMLESS EGG | 1 |
| HARMLESS IDIOT | 1 |
| HARMLESS MORON | 1 |
| HARMLESS NITWIT | 1 |
| HARMLESS OLD FELLOW | 1 |
| HARMLESS PERSON | 1 |
| HAS A FEW BATS | 1 |
| HAS A LOOSE SCREW | 1 |
| HAS A LOT OF QUEER IDEAS | 1 |
| HAS A LOT ON THE BALL | 1 |
| HAS QUEER WAYS | 1 |
| HAS ROOMS FOR RENT | 1 |
| HAS ROOMS TO RENT | 1 |
| HASN’T GOT A BRAIN IN HEAD | 1 |
| HASN’T GOT ALL HIS BUTTONS | 1 |
| HASN’T GOT ALL HIS MARBLES | 1 |
| HASN’T GOT ALL THAT WAS COMING TO HIM | 1 |
| HASN’T GOT IT ALL UPSTAIRS | 1 |
| HE MEANS WELL, BUT… | 1 |
| HE’S ALL RIGHT–THE REST OF THE WORLD’S WRONG | 1 |
| HE’S GOT WHEELS IN HIS ATTIC | 1 |
| HIS GEARS GO THE WRONG WAY | 1 |
| HIS OWN WORST ENEMY | 1 |
| HURTS NOBODY BUT HIMSELF | 1 |
| IN HIS DOTAGE | 1 |
| INCOMPETENT | 1 |
| INNOCUOUS | 1 |
| ISN’T ALL THERE | 1 |
| ISN’T QUITE RIGHT | 1 |
| JOKE | 1 |
| JUST A LITTLE TETCHED | 1 |
| JUST FUNNY | 1 |
| JUST NOT THERE | 1 |
| JUST ODD | 1 |
| KINDA FUNNY | 1 |
| KINDA NUTS BUT HARMLESS | 1 |
| KINDA SILLY | 1 |
| KINDA SIMPLE | 1 |
| LACKING | 1 |
| LACKING IN THE TOP STORY | 1 |
| LACKS SOMETHING IN THE UPPER STORY | 1 |
| LAME-BRAIN | 1 |
| LIGHT IN THE UPPER STORY | 1 |
| LITTLE BALMY | 1 |
| LITTLE BIT TOUCHED | 1 |
| LITTLE BIT TOUCHED IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| LITTLE DIFFERENT | 1 |
| LITTLE FOOLISH | 1 |
| LITTLE FUNNY IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| LITTLE GONE | 1 |
| LITTLE LOONY | 1 |
| LITTLE LOOSE | 1 |
| LITTLE MISSING IN THE UPPER STORY | 1 |
| LITTLE OFF IN HIS UPPER STORY | 1 |
| LITTLE OFF IN THE UPPER STORY | 1 |
| LITTLE OFF THE BEAM | 1 |
| LITTLE QUEER | 1 |
| LITTLE TITCHED | 1 |
| LITTLE TOUCHED | 1 |
| LITTLE USELESS | 1 |
| LOOSE | 1 |
| LOST CAUSE | 1 |
| LOST HIS BUTTONS | 1 |
| LULU | 1 |
| LUNATIC | 1 |
| MENTAL | 1 |
| MENTALLY ILL | 1 |
| MENTALLY UNBALANCED | 1 |
| MIND’S IN A FOG | 1 |
| MISFIT | 1 |
| MIXED-UP IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| MOD CAT | 1 |
| MONGOLOID | 1 |
| MR. MILQUETOAST | 1 |
| MULE KICKED HIM | 1 |
| NARROW-WITTED | 1 |
| NO TROUBLE | 1 |
| NON COMPLI’S MENTIS | 1 |
| NOT A FULL ROW OF BUTTONS | 1 |
| NOT IN HIS RIGHT MIND | 1 |
| NOT NORMAL | 1 |
| NOT RIGHT BRIGHT | 1 |
| NOT STABLE | 1 |
| NOT VERY BRIGHT | 1 |
| NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE | 1 |
| ODD BUT HARMLESS | 1 |
| ODD JIGGER | 1 |
| ODD NUT | 1 |
| ODD ONE | 1 |
| ODDBALL BUT O.K. | 1 |
| OFF HIS BASE | 1 |
| OFF HIS NOODLE | 1 |
| OFF HIS NUT | 1 |
| OFF THE BEAM | 1 |
| OFF-BALANCED | 1 |
| OFF-BASE | 1 |
| OFFEN HIS MARBLES | 1 |
| OFFEN HIS ROCKER | 1 |
| OFF–MENTALLY OFF | 1 |
| OLD PUDDY | 1 |
| ONE OF THE CHILDREN | 1 |
| ONE-OF-A-KIND | 1 |
| OUGHT TO BE IN BEATTY’S | 1 |
| OUT OF HIS HEAD | 1 |
| OUT OF HIS TREE | 1 |
| PAWED BY AN ELEPHANT | 1 |
| PECKERWOOD | 1 |
| PECULIARITY | 1 |
| PICKING BIRDS OUT OF THE AIR | 1 |
| POOR BASTARD | 1 |
| POOR CHAP | 1 |
| POOR NITWIT | 1 |
| POOR THING | 1 |
| POTOSI | 1 |
| PUNK | 1 |
| QUEER IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| QUEER OLD DUCK | 1 |
| RATTLE-BRAINED | 1 |
| REAL DUMMY | 1 |
| ROOMS TO RENT UPSTAIRS | 1 |
| SCREW LOOSE | 1 |
| SIMPLE-SIMON | 1 |
| SLIGHTLY CRACKED | 1 |
| SLIGHTLY TETCHED | 1 |
| SLOW | 1 |
| SLOW-WITTED | 1 |
| SOFT IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| SOME OF THE SHINGLES ARE MISSING ON THE ROOF | 1 |
| SOMETHING MISSING | 1 |
| SOMETHING WRONG IN HIS HEAD | 1 |
| SORTA OFF | 1 |
| SPOOK | 1 |
| SPOOKY | 1 |
| SQUARE | 1 |
| STRANGE ONE | 1 |
| STUPE | 1 |
| TETCHED IN THE HAID | 1 |
| TIMID | 1 |
| TITCHED | 1 |
| TITCHED IN THE HEAD | 1 |
| TOWN | 1 |
| TRAMP | 1 |
| UNEDUCATED | 1 |
| UNFORTUNATE | 1 |
| UNUSUAL | 1 |
| VERY FUNNY PERSON | 1 |
| VILLAGE CHARACTER | 1 |
| WEAK-MINDED | 1 |
| WELL-MEANING | 1 |
| WHACKED OUT | 1 |
| WHAMMY | 1 |
| WHIM | 1 |
| WILLY-NILLY | 1 |
| WITS IS OFF | 1 |
| WOULDN’T HURT A FLEA | 1 |
| ZANY | 1 |
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