A very awkward, clumsy person:
| OX | 170 |
| CLOD | 132 |
| NR | 100 |
| LUMMOX | 82 |
| OAF | 77 |
| CLUMSY | 38 |
| GOOF | 35 |
| STUMBLEBUM | 34 |
| ALL THUMBS | 27 |
| GAWK | 27 |
| SLOB | 27 |
| CLUMSY AS AN OX | 26 |
| BULL IN A CHINA SHOP | 19 |
| CLOWN | 18 |
| LOUT | 18 |
| AWKWARD | 17 |
| GAWKY | 17 |
| CLUMSY OX | 16 |
| GALOOT | 14 |
| CLODHOPPER | 13 |
| GOT TWO LEFT FEET | 13 |
| TWO LEFT FEET | 12 |
| DOLT | 11 |
| UNCOORDINATED | 11 |
| BIG OX | 10 |
| BULL IN A CHINA CLOSET | 8 |
| HAS TWO LEFT FEET | 8 |
| JACKLEG | 8 |
| KLUTZ | 8 |
| STUPID | 8 |
| BLUNDERBUSS | 7 |
| BORE | 7 |
| BUTTER-FINGERS | 6 |
| CLOUT | 6 |
| CLUMSY AS A OX | 5 |
| SPASTIC | 5 |
| AWKWARD AS A COW | 4 |
| BOOB | 4 |
| CLUBFOOTED | 4 |
| CLUMSY OAF | 4 |
| COW | 4 |
| DUMB OX | 4 |
| GALOOK | 4 |
| GANGLY | 4 |
| STUPE | 4 |
| BUMBLE-FOOT | 3 |
| CLUBFOOT | 3 |
| COUNTRY BUMPKIN | 3 |
| DUMB | 3 |
| DUMMY | 3 |
| FUMBLER | 3 |
| MISFIT | 3 |
| STUMBLER | 3 |
| TWO LEFT HANDS | 3 |
| ALL FEET | 2 |
| ALL LEFT FEET | 2 |
| AWKWARD PERSON | 2 |
| BLUNDERBUST | 2 |
| BULL IN THE CHINA CLOSET | 2 |
| BUMBLE-FISTED | 2 |
| BUMBLER | 2 |
| BUNGLER | 2 |
| CAN’T GET OUT OF HIS OWN WAY | 2 |
| CARELESS | 2 |
| CLUCK | 2 |
| CLUMSY AS A BULL | 2 |
| CLUMSY AS A COW | 2 |
| CLUMSY CLOD | 2 |
| DAPPICH | 2 |
| DOPE | 2 |
| DUMBBELL | 2 |
| DUNCE | 2 |
| ELEPHANT | 2 |
| FALLS ALL OVER HIMSELF | 2 |
| FALLS OVER HIS OWN FEET | 2 |
| GOOFY | 2 |
| GOON | 2 |
| HAS TWO LEFT HANDS | 2 |
| HELPLESS | 2 |
| LEFT-FOOTED | 2 |
| LUG | 2 |
| SILLY | 2 |
| TANGLEFOOT | 2 |
| UNBALANCED | 2 |
| VERY CLUMSY | 2 |
| ACCIDENT-PRONE | 1 |
| ALL ARMS AND LEGS | 1 |
| ALL FINGERS | 1 |
| ALL HANDS | 1 |
| ALL HANDS AND FEET | 1 |
| ALL KNEES AND ELBOWS | 1 |
| ALL THUMBS AND NO FINGERS | 1 |
| AWFUL OX | 1 |
| AWFULLY AWKWARD | 1 |
| AWKWARD AS A COW ON STILTS | 1 |
| AWKWARD AS A MILK COW | 1 |
| AWKWARD AS AN OX | 1 |
| AWKWARD AS JOB’S OFF-OX | 1 |
| AWKWARD SOUL | 1 |
| AWKWARDER THAN A COW WITH A GUN | 1 |
| AWKWARDNESS | 1 |
| BACKWARD | 1 |
| BACKWARD KIND OF FEET | 1 |
| BALLET DANCER | 1 |
| BEAR | 1 |
| BIG BLUNDERER | 1 |
| BIG CAN OF CORN | 1 |
| BIG DUMB JERK | 1 |
| BIG FOOT | 1 |
| BIG GALOOT | 1 |
| BIG LUMMOX | 1 |
| BIG OAF | 1 |
| BLOCKHEAD | 1 |
| BLUNDERING PERSON | 1 |
| BLUNDER-POCKETS | 1 |
| BOOBY | 1 |
| BOXCAR | 1 |
| BRUTE | 1 |
| BUFFOON | 1 |
| BULL | 1 |
| BUMBLE-BUG | 1 |
| BUMBLING | 1 |
| BUTE | 1 |
| BUTTER-FINGERED | 1 |
| CLEVER AS THE BIRD THEY CALL THE OX | 1 |
| CLOBBER | 1 |
| CLOD-BUSTER | 1 |
| CLOG-HOPPER | 1 |
| CLUBBY | 1 |
| CLUMP | 1 |
| CLUMSIER THAN AN OX | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS A HORSE | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS A MILK COW | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS AN OLD COW | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS THE DEVIL | 1 |
| CLUMSY ASS | 1 |
| CLUMSY BUM | 1 |
| CLUMSY FELLER | 1 |
| CLUMSY HORSE | 1 |
| CLUMSY LOUT | 1 |
| CLUMSY OLD GUY | 1 |
| CLUMSY OLD OX | 1 |
| COULDN’T STAND UP IN A TEN-ACRE FIELD | 1 |
| COW IN A CHINA CLOSET | 1 |
| CRANE | 1 |
| CRAZY LUMMOX | 1 |
| CUB BEAR | 1 |
| CUMBERSOME | 1 |
| DAPPLICH | 1 |
| DAPPY | 1 |
| DIMWIT | 1 |
| DISCORD | 1 |
| DODDARD | 1 |
| DODO | 1 |
| DOLTISH | 1 |
| DOOFUS | 1 |
| DOPPICH | 1 |
| DOPPLICH | 1 |
| DOPPLING | 1 |
| DOPPY | 1 |
| DOUBLE-JOINTED | 1 |
| DUMB CLUCK | 1 |
| DUMB GAWK | 1 |
| DUMB OAF | 1 |
| DUMMOX | 1 |
| ELEPHANT IN A CHINA SHOP | 1 |
| FAIRY | 1 |
| FALLING OVER HIS FEET | 1 |
| FALLS OVER | 1 |
| FALLS OVER EVERYTHING | 1 |
| FALLS OVER HIS SHADOW | 1 |
| FARMER | 1 |
| FEET DON’T MATCH | 1 |
| FLABBERGAST | 1 |
| FLANNEL-FEET | 1 |
| FLOP | 1 |
| FOOL | 1 |
| FUDDY-DUDDY | 1 |
| FUMBLE-BUTT | 1 |
| FUMBLE-FINGERED | 1 |
| FUMBLE-FINGERS | 1 |
| FUMBLE-FISTED | 1 |
| FUMBLE-FOOT | 1 |
| GALOOP | 1 |
| GANGLER | 1 |
| GAWKY FELLOW | 1 |
| GLUTSY | 1 |
| GOOF-BALL | 1 |
| GOOK | 1 |
| GORILLA | 1 |
| GOT FOUR FEET | 1 |
| GOT THE DROPSY | 1 |
| GOT TWO LEFT HANDS | 1 |
| GRACE | 1 |
| GRACEFUL AS AN OX | 1 |
| GRACEFUL SNOWMAN | 1 |
| GUMP | 1 |
| HAM-HANDED | 1 |
| HE CAN’T HELP IT BECAUSE HE’S ALL FEET | 1 |
| HULK | 1 |
| ILL AT EASE | 1 |
| IS ALL OVER HIMSELF | 1 |
| JACKASS IN A CHINA CLOSET | 1 |
| JAG-OFF | 1 |
| JERK | 1 |
| JUMBO | 1 |
| JUST ALL OVER | 1 |
| KIND OF A DOPE | 1 |
| LANKY | 1 |
| LAZY LUMMOX | 1 |
| LEFT-THUMBS | 1 |
| LIKE A BULL | 1 |
| LIKE A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP | 1 |
| LIKE A BULL IN A CROCKERY SHOP | 1 |
| LIKE A BULL IN THE CHINA SHOP | 1 |
| LIKE A COW | 1 |
| LIMBER STICK | 1 |
| LIMBS ARE RUSTY | 1 |
| LOCKABOTCHA | 1 |
| LONZO | 1 |
| LOT OF BEEF | 1 |
| LUNK | 1 |
| MISPLACED GIRAFFE | 1 |
| MONKEY | 1 |
| NEBBISH | 1 |
| NITWIT | 1 |
| NOT COORDINATED | 1 |
| NUMB | 1 |
| OLD COW | 1 |
| OVERGROWN | 1 |
| OVERSIZED OAF | 1 |
| PERSON WITH TWO LEFT FEET | 1 |
| PIG IN A PARLOR | 1 |
| POOCHY | 1 |
| REALLY AWKWARD | 1 |
| RUBE | 1 |
| SCHUSSEL | 1 |
| SCHUSSEL-ASS | 1 |
| SHAMBLE-HEELS | 1 |
| SLEW-FOOT | 1 |
| SLOUCH | 1 |
| SO AWKWARD HE CAN’T STAND UP | 1 |
| SO AWKWARD HE’D FALL OVER HIS OWN SHADOW | 1 |
| SPAZ | 1 |
| STOOP-FOOTED | 1 |
| STOOPNAGEL | 1 |
| STUBBLE-HEELS | 1 |
| STUMBLE OVER HIS OWN FEET | 1 |
| STUMBLE-BUM | 1 |
| STUMBLE-HEELS | 1 |
| STUPID AS AN OX | 1 |
| STUPID BOOGER | 1 |
| THREE-TOED | 1 |
| TOO LAZY TO PICK UP HIS FEET | 1 |
| TOO MANY FEET | 1 |
| TOO MANY HANDS AND NO BRAINS TO GO WITH THEM | 1 |
| TOP HEAVY | 1 |
| TRIPS OVER HIS OWN FEET | 1 |
| TUMBLER | 1 |
| TUMBLE-TURD | 1 |
| TWO LEFT-FEET | 1 |
| UGLY | 1 |
| UNGAINLY | 1 |
| UNSCHULDICH | 1 |
| UNSTEADY | 1 |
| VERY AWKWARD PERSON | 1 |
| VERY UNHANDY | 1 |
| WOODEN HORSE | 1 |
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