Joking names for unusually big or clumsy feet:
| CLODHOPPERS | 469 |
| CLUB FEET | 107 |
| NR | 99 |
| GUNBOATS | 78 |
| BOATS | 41 |
| SLUE-FOOT | 36 |
| CLUBFOOTED | 23 |
| BOXCARS | 18 |
| CANAL BOATS | 14 |
| BIG FEET | 12 |
| HOOFS | 10 |
| FLAT FEET | 9 |
| GOOD UNDERSTANDING | 9 |
| SNOWSHOES | 9 |
| BIG FOOT | 8 |
| DOGS | 8 |
| FLATFOOT | 8 |
| PONTOONS | 8 |
| BIG-FOOTED | 7 |
| ELEPHANT FEET | 7 |
| SLUE-FOOTED | 7 |
| BIG UNDERSTANDING | 6 |
| FLATFOOTED | 6 |
| SATCHELS | 6 |
| SKIS | 6 |
| SHOEBOXES | 5 |
| SUITCASES | 5 |
| BARGES | 4 |
| BIG FOUNDATIONS | 4 |
| CLODS | 4 |
| SCOWS | 4 |
| STEAMBOATS | 4 |
| AWKWARD | 3 |
| BATTLESHIPS | 3 |
| FLATBOATS | 3 |
| FOOTS | 3 |
| LONGFELLOWS | 3 |
| MUD HOOKS | 3 |
| PIGEON-TOED | 3 |
| ROWBOATS | 3 |
| SHOVELS | 3 |
| TUGBOATS | 3 |
| BIG DOGS | 2 |
| BIG HOOFS | 2 |
| BOAT PADDLES | 2 |
| BOX ANKLES | 2 |
| BROGANS | 2 |
| CANOES | 2 |
| CLOGS | 2 |
| CLUBS | 2 |
| CLUMSY FEET | 2 |
| CLUMSY-FOOTED OX | 2 |
| DUCK FEET | 2 |
| FEET LIKE AN ELEPHANT | 2 |
| FLAPPERS | 2 |
| FLATBOTTOMS | 2 |
| FLATFEET | 2 |
| FLATFOOTS | 2 |
| FORTY ACRES | 2 |
| FOUNDATION | 2 |
| GOOD FOUNDATION | 2 |
| GUMBOATS | 2 |
| HAMS | 2 |
| LUAU FEET | 2 |
| MUD-MASHERS | 2 |
| MUD-SPLASHERS | 2 |
| MUD-SPLITTERS | 2 |
| NUMBER NINES | 2 |
| NUMBER TWELVES | 2 |
| PADDLEFOOT | 2 |
| PLANTATIONS | 2 |
| PLATFORMS | 2 |
| SKI-FOOT | 2 |
| TWO LEFT FEET | 2 |
| UNDERSTANDINGS | 2 |
| ALL LEFT FEET | 1 |
| ANTS-MASHER | 1 |
| BAD DOGS | 1 |
| BANANA BOATS | 1 |
| BATTLE-HAMMED | 1 |
| BEAR KIDNEYS | 1 |
| BEAR PAWS | 1 |
| BED-STOMPERS | 1 |
| BIG AS A BREAD TRAY | 1 |
| BIG AS A COW | 1 |
| BIG AS BOATS | 1 |
| BIG AS BOXCARS | 1 |
| BIG BOATS | 1 |
| BIG CLUMSY FOOTS | 1 |
| BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD TWO OF US | 1 |
| BIG KLUT | 1 |
| BIG PADDLES | 1 |
| BIG PADS | 1 |
| BIG PAWS | 1 |
| BIG SHOES | 1 |
| BIG TREADS | 1 |
| BIG UNDERPINNING | 1 |
| BIG UNDERPINNINGS | 1 |
| BIG UNDERSTANDING BUT A LONG WAYS FROM HIS HEAD | 1 |
| “BIG, OLD, CLUMSY FLAT FOOT” | 1 |
| BIGFOOT | 1 |
| BOATS OF SOME KIND | 1 |
| BONNY-BOATS | 1 |
| BOXES | 1 |
| BREADTRAYS | 1 |
| CHIEF BIG FOOT | 1 |
| CLAW FEET | 1 |
| CLOBBER-FOOT | 1 |
| CLOBBERS | 1 |
| CLOBBING ALONG | 1 |
| CLOD | 1 |
| CLOD FITTERS | 1 |
| CLOD FOOT | 1 |
| CLOD MASHERS | 1 |
| CLOG FEET | 1 |
| CLOGHOPPERS | 1 |
| CLONKERS | 1 |
| CLUBFOOT | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS A OX | 1 |
| CLUMSY AS AN OX | 1 |
| CLUMSY BIG FEET | 1 |
| CLUMSY CLODS | 1 |
| CLUMSY-FOOTED | 1 |
| CLUPPERS | 1 |
| COW FOOT | 1 |
| CRAZY FEET | 1 |
| CUSH FEET | 1 |
| DINING BOARDS | 1 |
| DOPA | 1 |
| ELEPHANTITIS | 1 |
| ELEPHANT’S FEET | 1 |
| ELEPHANT’S FOOT | 1 |
| EXCEPTIONALLY BIG FEET | 1 |
| FALLEN ARCHES | 1 |
| FAN FEET | 1 |
| FEET | 1 |
| FEET COVER A HALF ACRE OF GROUND | 1 |
| FEET LIKE A BOAT | 1 |
| FEET LIKE A TERRAPIN | 1 |
| FEET LIKE AN OX | 1 |
| FEET LIKE PAUL BUNYAN | 1 |
| FEET LIKE SHOVELS | 1 |
| FEET LIKE TWO STICKS OF STOVEWOOD | 1 |
| FEET’S AS BIG AS BOXCARS | 1 |
| FEET’S BIG AS A MAUL | 1 |
| FERRY BOATS | 1 |
| FIDDLE CASES | 1 |
| FLANNEL FEET | 1 |
| FLAP-FOOTED | 1 |
| FLAPPER-FOOT | 1 |
| FLAT TOPS | 1 |
| FLATBOOTS | 1 |
| FLATCARS | 1 |
| FLATFOOT FLOOTY | 1 |
| FLATFOOT FLOOZIE | 1 |
| FLOORWARMERS | 1 |
| GAMS | 1 |
| GUSH-FOOT | 1 |
| HAM HOCKS | 1 |
| HE CAN PRETTY NEAR WALK | 1 |
| HE COVERS THE GROUND HE STAND ON | 1 |
| HE HAS FOUR FEET | 1 |
| HE HAS TOO MUCH | 1 |
| HE HAS TWO LEFT FEET | 1 |
| HEAVY HOOF | 1 |
| HE’S ALL FEET | 1 |
| HE’S AWKWARD ON HIS FEET | 1 |
| HOBBLEFOOT | 1 |
| HOOF | 1 |
| HOOVES | 1 |
| IF THEY HADN’T TURNED UP SO MUCH HE’D BEEN QUITE TALL | 1 |
| KALAHOPS | 1 |
| KICKERS | 1 |
| KIDNEY FEET | 1 |
| LARGE UNDERSTANDING | 1 |
| LEAD-FOOTED | 1 |
| LEGS LIKE A DEER AND FEET LIKE A BEAR | 1 |
| LIFE RAFTS | 1 |
| LIKE AN ELEPHANT | 1 |
| LOBLOPPERS | 1 |
| LOBSTERS | 1 |
| MESSED UP | 1 |
| MUD-HOPPERS | 1 |
| MUD-SQUASHERS | 1 |
| NUMBER ELEVENS | 1 |
| NUMBER TENS | 1 |
| OXEY FEET | 1 |
| PADDLES | 1 |
| PADDLEWHEELS | 1 |
| PAIR OF BIG FEET | 1 |
| PAIR OF TWELVES | 1 |
| PAWS | 1 |
| PEAR-TOED | 1 |
| PEDAGONIANS | 1 |
| PIE-FOOTED | 1 |
| PIGEON-FOOT | 1 |
| PLANKS | 1 |
| PLOW FEET | 1 |
| PRAIRIE SCHOONERS | 1 |
| PUMPKIN FEET | 1 |
| QUAITS | 1 |
| RABBIT FEET | 1 |
| RIVERBOATS | 1 |
| SACK FEET | 1 |
| SATCHEL FOOT | 1 |
| SET OF WAGONS | 1 |
| SEVEN LEAGUES BOOTS | 1 |
| SHIP’S FREIGHTERS | 1 |
| SHOES LIKE CANAL BOATS | 1 |
| SHOVEL FOOT | 1 |
| SHRIMP BOATS | 1 |
| SHUFFLE FEET | 1 |
| SHUFFLERS | 1 |
| SKATES | 1 |
| SLAB-BOOTED | 1 |
| SLAB-FOOT | 1 |
| SLED RUNNERS | 1 |
| SLIDES | 1 |
| SOD-BUSTER FEET | 1 |
| SPLAY-FOOTED | 1 |
| STEAMBOAT | 1 |
| STOGIES | 1 |
| STONEBOATS | 1 |
| STUMBLEBUM | 1 |
| STUMBLEFOOT | 1 |
| SWAMP FOOT | 1 |
| TANGLEFOOT | 1 |
| TARO-PATCH FEET | 1 |
| TRILBIES | 1 |
| TUBS | 1 |
| TURNED UNDER TOO SOON | 1 |
| TURNED UP TOO MUCH | 1 |
| U-BOATS | 1 |
| UNDERPINNINGS | 1 |
| VESSELS | 1 |
| VIOLIN CASES | 1 |
| VIOLINS | 1 |
| WALKS LIKE A DUCK | 1 |
| WANG-FEETED | 1 |
| WELL UNDERPINNED | 1 |
| WHEN HE TAKES HIS SHOES OFF HE’S HALF UNDRESSED | 1 |
| WHERE’S THE OARS TO THEM | 1 |
| WING-FOOTED | 1 |
| YARDS | 1 |
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