Joking words for the part of the body that you sit on—for example, “He slipped and came down hard on his ________.”
| BUTT | 362 |
| ASS | 301 |
| FANNY | 273 |
| RUMP | 271 |
| BOTTOM | 188 |
| REAR END | 135 |
| BEHIND | 124 |
| REAR | 115 |
| SEAT | 83 |
| TAIL | 63 |
| CAN | 62 |
| BACKSIDE | 47 |
| HIND END | 41 |
| BUTTOCKS | 38 |
| HINEY | 37 |
| SITTER | 29 |
| PRAT | 24 |
| DERRIERE | 16 |
| SETTER | 16 |
| BUM | 14 |
| SIT-DOWN | 14 |
| TAILBONE | 14 |
| HINDER | 13 |
| BEHINDS | 10 |
| SEATER | 9 |
| POSTERIOR | 7 |
| BACK END | 6 |
| BUCKET | 6 |
| TAILEND | 6 |
| TOKUS | 6 |
| ARSE | 5 |
| BOTTOM END | 5 |
| DUFF | 5 |
| RECTUM | 5 |
| STERN | 5 |
| BISCUITS | 4 |
| SITTING-DOWN PLACE | 4 |
| B.T.M. | 3 |
| BOHUNKUS | 3 |
| BOMBOSITY | 3 |
| BUMPER | 3 |
| BUTT END | 3 |
| BUTTRICKS | 3 |
| CHEEKS | 3 |
| DUPA | 3 |
| KEISTER | 3 |
| LOOKING GLASS | 3 |
| NR | 3 |
| BOOTY | 2 |
| BUMP | 2 |
| BUN | 2 |
| BUTTONHOLE | 2 |
| CONJUNCTION | 2 |
| CROUPER | 2 |
| CUSHION | 2 |
| HIND PARTS | 2 |
| HINDSIDE | 2 |
| KISSER | 2 |
| OKOLE | 2 |
| RUMPUS | 2 |
| STERN END | 2 |
| T’OTHER END | 2 |
| TURD-CUTTER | 2 |
| TUSHY | 2 |
| TWAT | 2 |
| ACE OVER APE | 1 |
| ADDIACK | 1 |
| ANTIPODES OF HIS SEAT OF KNOWLEDGE | 1 |
| ARSY | 1 |
| ASH CAN | 1 |
| ASS ME NO QUESTION | 1 |
| BACK | 1 |
| BACK SEAT | 1 |
| BACKSIDE OF YOUR LAP | 1 |
| BACKSIDES | 1 |
| BAZOO | 1 |
| BAZOON | 1 |
| BE-HIND | 1 |
| BEHINDER | 1 |
| BEHINTEN | 1 |
| BERSETTER | 1 |
| BERUMPUS | 1 |
| BINKY | 1 |
| BISCUIT | 1 |
| BLOODY ASS | 1 |
| BOHIND | 1 |
| BOHUNK | 1 |
| BOHUNKY | 1 |
| BOO-DOCK | 1 |
| BOOMPIE | 1 |
| BOONGIE | 1 |
| B-O-T-TOM | 1 |
| BOTTOM DOLLAR | 1 |
| BOTTOMSIDE | 1 |
| BOTTOM-TOTS | 1 |
| BOX | 1 |
| B-T-EMPTEM | 1 |
| BUMBA | 1 |
| BUMBASTO | 1 |
| BUMBOSITY | 1 |
| BUMMERANG | 1 |
| BUMPITY | 1 |
| BUMPY | 1 |
| BUNGKAJEENIS | 1 |
| BUNK | 1 |
| BUNKUM | 1 |
| BUNS | 1 |
| BUSKY | 1 |
| BUTTY | 1 |
| CABOOSE | 1 |
| CACHAIMA | 1 |
| CANASSERATER | 1 |
| CANS | 1 |
| CARCASS | 1 |
| COFFEE GRAINS | 1 |
| COOLIE | 1 |
| COW | 1 |
| CRAPPER | 1 |
| CROPPER-BONE | 1 |
| DIASTACURIOUS | 1 |
| DOODY | 1 |
| DOUBLE | 1 |
| EXTREMITY | 1 |
| FART-BOX | 1 |
| FAT ASS | 1 |
| FAT CAN | 1 |
| FOUNDATION | 1 |
| FRANCES | 1 |
| FUNDAMENT | 1 |
| GLUTEUS MAXIMUS | 1 |
| GREAT BEHIND | 1 |
| GROUND FLOOR | 1 |
| HAMS | 1 |
| HAUNCHES | 1 |
| HEAVY PART | 1 |
| HIND | 1 |
| HIND PART | 1 |
| HIND QUARTERS | 1 |
| HINDEY | 1 |
| HIND-POTS | 1 |
| HINE | 1 |
| HUNKUS | 1 |
| LARD | 1 |
| LAUNCHING PAD | 1 |
| LEATHER BUTT | 1 |
| NANNY | 1 |
| NO-NO | 1 |
| NUT | 1 |
| OSSINNOMINATUM | 1 |
| PANTS | 1 |
| PATOOT | 1 |
| PATOOTIE | 1 |
| PLATFORM | 1 |
| PORCH | 1 |
| PRIDE | 1 |
| PRIVY | 1 |
| PROBOSCIS | 1 |
| PUNKY | 1 |
| REAR GEARS | 1 |
| REAR PORCH | 1 |
| REAR SEAT | 1 |
| REAR UPHOLSTERY | 1 |
| REARS | 1 |
| ROYAL HIGHNESS | 1 |
| RUMBA | 1 |
| RUMBLE | 1 |
| RUNCHY | 1 |
| SEAT OF HIS CONSTITUTION | 1 |
| SEAT OF HIS PANTS | 1 |
| SEAT OF THE PANTS | 1 |
| SEAT OF WISDOM | 1 |
| SEATERITIS | 1 |
| SEATIS | 1 |
| SET-DOWN | 1 |
| SHINER | 1 |
| SIT-DOWN PIECE | 1 |
| SIT-DOWN PLACE | 1 |
| SITDOWNSKI | 1 |
| SITTING CHEEKS | 1 |
| SIT-UPON | 1 |
| SITZLATER | 1 |
| SLATS | 1 |
| SPANISH ONION | 1 |
| STEM | 1 |
| TAIL PIECE | 1 |
| T-BUMPS | 1 |
| TEE-HIND | 1 |
| TEE-HINDER | 1 |
| THONE | 1 |
| THUNDER-BOX | 1 |
| TOUCH-HOLE | 1 |
| TURKEY | 1 |
| TUSH | 1 |
| TWO LOAVES | 1 |
| TWO LOAVES OF BREAD | 1 |
| WHATEVER | 1 |
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