Joking or uncomplimentary words for a person’s face:
| MUG | 449 |
| PUSS | 214 |
| MAP | 159 |
| NR | 97 |
| PAN | 90 |
| KISSER | 28 |
| PHIZ | 20 |
| PHIZOG | 19 |
| HORSEFACE | 14 |
| MONKEY FACE | 13 |
| SNOOT | 10 |
| MASK | 9 |
| DEADPAN | 7 |
| MUSH | 7 |
| PIE FACE | 7 |
| LONG FACE | 6 |
| HATCHET FACE | 5 |
| UGLY | 5 |
| HORSE-FACED | 4 |
| MOON-FACED | 4 |
| VISAGE | 4 |
| COUNTENANCE | 3 |
| DISH | 3 |
| DISHFACE | 3 |
| GOB | 3 |
| HATCHET-FACED | 3 |
| KNOT | 3 |
| MAP OF IRELAND | 3 |
| PHYSIOGNOMY | 3 |
| UGLY FACE | 3 |
| BABY FACE | 2 |
| DISH-FACED | 2 |
| DOGFACE | 2 |
| DOUGH FACE | 2 |
| FACE THAT WOULD STOP A CLOCK | 2 |
| HEAD | 2 |
| HOMELY | 2 |
| HOMELY AS A MUD FENCE | 2 |
| MOONFACE | 2 |
| MUD FENCE | 2 |
| PATE | 2 |
| PIE-FACED | 2 |
| PUG FACE | 2 |
| ROUND FACE | 2 |
| UGLY AS A MUD FENCE | 2 |
| UGLY MUG | 2 |
| UGLY PUSS | 2 |
| AWFUL MAP | 1 |
| AWFUL PUSS | 1 |
| BALD-FACED | 1 |
| BALL-FACED | 1 |
| BATTLE-AXES | 1 |
| BEAK | 1 |
| BIG FAT FACE | 1 |
| BROAD FACE | 1 |
| BULL FACE | 1 |
| BULLDOG FACE | 1 |
| BUMP | 1 |
| CHAMBER | 1 |
| CHICKEN FACE | 1 |
| CHISELED FACE | 1 |
| CHOPS | 1 |
| COVER YOUR WATCH | 1 |
| CUTE | 1 |
| DIAL | 1 |
| DOG-FACED | 1 |
| DOOR FACE | 1 |
| FACADE | 1 |
| FACE | 1 |
| FACE LIKE A BULLDOG | 1 |
| FACE THAT WOULD MAKE A FUNERAL PROCESSION TURN UP AN ALLEY | 1 |
| FACE TO STOP A CLOCK | 1 |
| FACE WOULD STOP A CLOCK | 1 |
| FACE WOULD TURN A STREAM AROUND | 1 |
| FEATURES | 1 |
| FISHFACE | 1 |
| FLATFACE | 1 |
| FRATZ | 1 |
| GRAVEL GERTIE | 1 |
| HEAD ON HIM | 1 |
| HE’S GOT THE MAP OF IRELAND WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM | 1 |
| HOMELY AS SIN | 1 |
| HOMELY FACE | 1 |
| HOMELY PHIZOG | 1 |
| HURTING | 1 |
| IS THAT YOUR REAL FACE | 1 |
| JACK-KNIFE FACE | 1 |
| KEEN FACE | 1 |
| KISSING | 1 |
| LIKE A MUD FENCE | 1 |
| LIVER-LIPPED | 1 |
| LONG-FACED | 1 |
| LOOK AT HIS PROFILE | 1 |
| LOOKS | 1 |
| MAP OF IRELAND IN HIS FACE | 1 |
| MOP | 1 |
| MOTHER NATURE DID YOU A DIRTY TRICK | 1 |
| MOTLEY FACE | 1 |
| MOTTLEDY FACE | 1 |
| MUD FACE | 1 |
| MUD RAIL | 1 |
| MUGGLY | 1 |
| MULE FACE | 1 |
| MULE-FACED | 1 |
| MUSH FACE | 1 |
| NH | 1 |
| NOGGIN | 1 |
| PALEFACE | 1 |
| PAN FACE | 1 |
| PHANTOM FACE | 1 |
| PHIZIOG | 1 |
| PHIZOGOMY | 1 |
| PHYSCOGNAMY | 1 |
| PHYSIC FACE | 1 |
| PHYSIQUE | 1 |
| PHYSMAHOGANY | 1 |
| PICTURE WINDOW | 1 |
| POKER FACE | 1 |
| PRUNE FACE | 1 |
| PUDDIN’ | 1 |
| PUDDING FACE | 1 |
| RAT FACE | 1 |
| ROUGH FACE | 1 |
| SCARFACE | 1 |
| SCHMAZULE | 1 |
| SCHMUTZ | 1 |
| SILLY FACE | 1 |
| SMIG | 1 |
| SNAGGLE-PUSS | 1 |
| SOMEBODY HIT YOU WITH THE UGLY STICK | 1 |
| SOURPUSS | 1 |
| SPASM FACE | 1 |
| SQUARE FACE | 1 |
| TALLOW FACE | 1 |
| UGLIER THAN A MUD FENCE | 1 |
| UGLY ENOUGH TO STOP A CLOCK | 1 |
| UGLY ENOUGH TO STOP AN EIGHT-DAY CLOCK | 1 |
| UGLY-LOOKIN’ MUG | 1 |
| USED TO BLOCK PUNTS | 1 |
| VALENTINE FACE | 1 |
| VISTA | 1 |
| WHOMP-SIDED | 1 |
| WOULD STOP A CLOCK | 1 |
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