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What joking words do you have around here for eyeglasses?

SPECS681
CHEATERS165
SPECTACLES157
FOUR-EYES83
GOGGLES41
NR31
PEEPERS28
WINDSHIELDS14
GLASSES12
EYES10
BIFOCALS8
SHADES8
BLINKERS6
MY EYES6
STORM WINDOWS6
OTHER EYES5
WINDOWS5
EXTRA EYES4
FOUR-EYED4
BINOCULARS3
BLINDERS3
FALSE EYES3
LOOKERS3
NOSE GLASSES3
SECOND PAIR OF EYES3
TWO-EYES3
DOUBLE EYES2
EYEGLASSES2
HEADLIGHTS2
SECOND EYES2
SEEING EYES2
SEERS2
SHINERS2
STORE-BOUGHT EYES2
ARTIFICIAL EYES1
BEN FRANKLINS1
BLINKS1
BOPS1
DOUBLE SIGHT1
DOUBLE VISION1
EYE CRUTCHES1
EYE GOBBLERS1
EYE GOGGLES1
EYE SEERS1
EYEPIECES1
EYESHIELDS1
FOUR-EYED MONKEY1
FROG EYES1
GARGLES1
GOGGLERS1
GOOGLES1
GOO-GOO GLASSES1
GOOGS1
GRAMAW’S EYES1
HORN-RIMMED GLASSES1
HORN-RIMS1
LAMPS1
LANTERNS1
LENS1
LENSES1
LOOKING GLASSES1
OPTICAL CRUTCHES1
OTHER PAIR OF EYES1
OWL-EYES1
PEEPER1
PEEPING THROUGH ICE1
PINCHERS1
SCHOOL GLASSES1
SECOND SET OF EYES1
SNEAKERS1
SPARE1
SPETICLES1
STORE EYES1
STOVE LIDS1
SUNGLASSES1
TOP-EYE1
TWO-FACED1
WINDOW PANES1
WINDSHIELD ON HIS FACE1

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