What joking words do you have around here for eyeglasses?
| SPECS | 681 |
| CHEATERS | 165 |
| SPECTACLES | 157 |
| FOUR-EYES | 83 |
| GOGGLES | 41 |
| NR | 31 |
| PEEPERS | 28 |
| WINDSHIELDS | 14 |
| GLASSES | 12 |
| EYES | 10 |
| BIFOCALS | 8 |
| SHADES | 8 |
| BLINKERS | 6 |
| MY EYES | 6 |
| STORM WINDOWS | 6 |
| OTHER EYES | 5 |
| WINDOWS | 5 |
| EXTRA EYES | 4 |
| FOUR-EYED | 4 |
| BINOCULARS | 3 |
| BLINDERS | 3 |
| FALSE EYES | 3 |
| LOOKERS | 3 |
| NOSE GLASSES | 3 |
| SECOND PAIR OF EYES | 3 |
| TWO-EYES | 3 |
| DOUBLE EYES | 2 |
| EYEGLASSES | 2 |
| HEADLIGHTS | 2 |
| SECOND EYES | 2 |
| SEEING EYES | 2 |
| SEERS | 2 |
| SHINERS | 2 |
| STORE-BOUGHT EYES | 2 |
| ARTIFICIAL EYES | 1 |
| BEN FRANKLINS | 1 |
| BLINKS | 1 |
| BOPS | 1 |
| DOUBLE SIGHT | 1 |
| DOUBLE VISION | 1 |
| EYE CRUTCHES | 1 |
| EYE GOBBLERS | 1 |
| EYE GOGGLES | 1 |
| EYE SEERS | 1 |
| EYEPIECES | 1 |
| EYESHIELDS | 1 |
| FOUR-EYED MONKEY | 1 |
| FROG EYES | 1 |
| GARGLES | 1 |
| GOGGLERS | 1 |
| GOOGLES | 1 |
| GOO-GOO GLASSES | 1 |
| GOOGS | 1 |
| GRAMAW’S EYES | 1 |
| HORN-RIMMED GLASSES | 1 |
| HORN-RIMS | 1 |
| LAMPS | 1 |
| LANTERNS | 1 |
| LENS | 1 |
| LENSES | 1 |
| LOOKING GLASSES | 1 |
| OPTICAL CRUTCHES | 1 |
| OTHER PAIR OF EYES | 1 |
| OWL-EYES | 1 |
| PEEPER | 1 |
| PEEPING THROUGH ICE | 1 |
| PINCHERS | 1 |
| SCHOOL GLASSES | 1 |
| SECOND SET OF EYES | 1 |
| SNEAKERS | 1 |
| SPARE | 1 |
| SPETICLES | 1 |
| STORE EYES | 1 |
| STOVE LIDS | 1 |
| SUNGLASSES | 1 |
| TOP-EYE | 1 |
| TWO-FACED | 1 |
| WINDOW PANES | 1 |
| WINDSHIELD ON HIS FACE | 1 |
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