Joking names for false teeth:
| CHOPPERS | 250 |
| STORE-BOUGHT TEETH | 189 |
| STORE TEETH | 183 |
| NR | 130 |
| DENTURES | 78 |
| PLATES | 65 |
| CHINA CLIPPERS | 40 |
| FALSIES | 34 |
| CHOMPERS | 25 |
| FALSE TEETH | 17 |
| STORE-BOUGHTEN TEETH | 14 |
| PLATE | 11 |
| BOUGHT TEETH | 10 |
| CHINA | 10 |
| CLACKERS | 10 |
| FOOD CHOPPERS | 9 |
| SNAPPERS | 9 |
| CHINA CHOPPERS | 8 |
| CHINAWARE | 8 |
| BOUGHTEN TEETH | 6 |
| GRINDERS | 6 |
| IVORIES | 6 |
| FALSE CHOPPERS | 5 |
| UPPERS | 5 |
| ARTIFICIAL TEETH | 4 |
| CHEWERS | 4 |
| CLAPPERS | 4 |
| CLICKERS | 4 |
| CLIPPERS | 4 |
| CHEATERS | 3 |
| CHINAS | 3 |
| CLOMPERS | 3 |
| CROCKERY | 3 |
| LOWERS | 3 |
| SEARS AND ROEBUCK TEETH | 3 |
| SEARS ROEBUCK TEETH | 3 |
| STORE-MADE TEETH | 3 |
| CUTTERS | 2 |
| DENTALS | 2 |
| DENTURE | 2 |
| I-BOUGHT-YOU TEETH | 2 |
| ARTIFICIAL BONES | 1 |
| ARTIFICIAL DENTURES | 1 |
| BEATERS | 1 |
| BITERS | 1 |
| BOX TEETH | 1 |
| BREAD CRACKERS | 1 |
| BRIDGE | 1 |
| CHAIN-STORE TEETH | 1 |
| CHATTERBOXES | 1 |
| CHINA CHIPPERS | 1 |
| CHINA TEETH | 1 |
| CHINESE CHOPPERS | 1 |
| CHOPPER HOPPER | 1 |
| CHOPS | 1 |
| CHOW CHOPPERS | 1 |
| CLATTERERS | 1 |
| CLATTERS | 1 |
| DEADMAN CHOPPERS | 1 |
| DEADMAN TEETH | 1 |
| DENTAL PLATES | 1 |
| DENTUARIES | 1 |
| DINING-ROOM SET | 1 |
| DOCTOR-MADE TEETH | 1 |
| DOG BONES | 1 |
| DRUG-STORE TEETH | 1 |
| FALSE CHEWERS | 1 |
| FALSE PLATE | 1 |
| FALSERS | 1 |
| FALSES | 1 |
| FLOATING TEETH | 1 |
| GRAVESTONES | 1 |
| GUM BEATERS | 1 |
| GUMMERS | 1 |
| HANDMADE TEETH | 1 |
| HARDWARE | 1 |
| MAKE-BELIEVE TEETH | 1 |
| NEW PEARLS | 1 |
| ORDER-HOUSE TEETH | 1 |
| OTHER PEOPLE’S PROPERTY | 1 |
| PARTIAL PLATE | 1 |
| PLASTER PEARLS | 1 |
| PLAYS | 1 |
| PORK CHOPS | 1 |
| PUG CHOPS | 1 |
| PULLMAN TEETH | 1 |
| RACK | 1 |
| RATTLETRAP | 1 |
| READY-MADE TEETH | 1 |
| REMOVABLE CHOPPERS | 1 |
| REMOVABLE TEETH | 1 |
| ROEBUCKERS | 1 |
| S.I.B. (SOME I BOUGHT) | 1 |
| S.S.B. (SOME SHE BOUGHT) | 1 |
| SPARES | 1 |
| STARS | 1 |
| STORE-BOUGHTS | 1 |
| TAKE-OUT TEETH | 1 |
| TEETH THAT DON’T ACHE | 1 |
| TELLY-CLACKERS | 1 |
| UNNATURAL TEETH | 1 |
| UPPER SET | 1 |
| UPPERS AND LOWERS | 1 |
| WOODCHOPPERS | 1 |
| WOODEN TEETH | 1 |
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