Joking names for a head louse, or body louse:
| COOTIE | 378 |
| NR | 326 |
| CRAB | 172 |
| LICE | 44 |
| BUG | 42 |
| GRAYBACK | 37 |
| BOOGER | 28 |
| NIT | 26 |
| GALLOPING DANDRUFF | 12 |
| LOUSE | 11 |
| SEAM SQUIRREL | 8 |
| CRAB LICE | 7 |
| LIVESTOCK | 7 |
| CREEPER | 6 |
| BODY LICE | 5 |
| FLEA | 5 |
| HEAD LICE | 5 |
| LOUSY | 5 |
| PIOJO | 5 |
| CRUMB | 4 |
| CHICKEN LICE | 3 |
| CRAWLERS | 3 |
| CRAWLING DANDRUFF | 3 |
| PEDICULOSIS | 3 |
| UKU | 3 |
| BOOGIE | 2 |
| CHINCH | 2 |
| CHINCH BUG | 2 |
| COOT | 2 |
| COOTER | 2 |
| CROTCH PHEASANT | 2 |
| HEAD BUG | 2 |
| NH | 2 |
| TICKS | 2 |
| BITEY CRAWLER | 1 |
| BLOODSUCKER | 1 |
| BODY BOOGER | 1 |
| BODY CRAB | 1 |
| BOOBOO | 1 |
| BUGGIES | 1 |
| CAT LICE | 1 |
| CHICKEN LOUSE | 1 |
| CHIGGER | 1 |
| COMPANY | 1 |
| COOT LICE | 1 |
| COOTIE BUG | 1 |
| CROTCH BEETLE | 1 |
| CUBAN ITCH | 1 |
| CUNT LOUSE | 1 |
| DANDRUFF | 1 |
| DIAPER DRAGONS | 1 |
| EGGS | 1 |
| GOT THE CRABS | 1 |
| GRAYBOW | 1 |
| GUESTS | 1 |
| HEAD BOOGER | 1 |
| HEAD COOTIE | 1 |
| HEAD CRUD | 1 |
| HEAD LOUSE | 1 |
| HEAD NIT | 1 |
| HOG LICE | 1 |
| LOUSIER THAN A PET COON | 1 |
| LOUSY BUG | 1 |
| MECHANIZED DANDRUFF | 1 |
| MITES | 1 |
| MOBILIZED DANDRUFF | 1 |
| NETS | 1 |
| NIT LICE | 1 |
| POOR FOLKS’ PLAGUE | 1 |
| RICE | 1 |
| SHIRT RAT | 1 |
| SKIN DANDRUFF | 1 |
| STRING OF PEARLS | 1 |
| STRIPED TIGERS | 1 |
| TONGUE LIZARDS | 1 |
| TRAVELING DANDRUFF | 1 |
| TRAVELLERS | 1 |
| VISITOR | 1 |
| WALKING DANDRUFF | 1 |
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