What joking names do you have for a doctor?
| DOC | 397 |
| SAWBONES | 318 |
| PILL-PUSHER | 120 |
| PILL-PEDDLER | 94 |
| BUTCHER | 45 |
| QUACK | 40 |
| PILL-ROLLER | 39 |
| M.D. | 18 |
| HORSE DOCTOR | 14 |
| MEDIC | 14 |
| MEDICINE MAN | 13 |
| HEAD-SHRINKER | 8 |
| PILL DOCTOR | 8 |
| PILL MAN | 6 |
| PILL-SHOOTER | 6 |
| CROAKER | 5 |
| VET | 5 |
| BABY-CATCHER | 4 |
| BONE-CRUSHER | 4 |
| MEDICO | 4 |
| PHYSICIAN | 4 |
| PILL-CARRIER | 4 |
| PILL-DISPENSER | 4 |
| DOCTOR | 3 |
| OLD DOC | 3 |
| OLD QUACK | 3 |
| BONE-BREAKER | 2 |
| D.R. | 2 |
| PILL | 2 |
| PILL MERCHANT | 2 |
| PILL-BAG CARRIER | 2 |
| PILL-CHASER | 2 |
| PILL-TOTER | 2 |
| QUACK DOCTOR | 2 |
| SAWBONE | 2 |
| AMBULANCE-CHASER | 1 |
| BABY-SNATCHER | 1 |
| BAG OF BONES | 1 |
| BEN CASEY | 1 |
| BLACK-BAG TOTER | 1 |
| BLOOD-LETTER | 1 |
| BONE BUTCHER | 1 |
| BONE DOCTOR | 1 |
| BONES | 1 |
| BONE-SETTER | 1 |
| CHARLATAN | 1 |
| COUNTRY DOCTOR | 1 |
| CURE-ALL | 1 |
| CURER | 1 |
| CUT-BONES | 1 |
| DOC JONES | 1 |
| DOC SAWBUCK | 1 |
| DOC YAK | 1 |
| DOCTOR KILL-‘EM-QUICK | 1 |
| DOLL | 1 |
| DULL KNIFE | 1 |
| FAMILY MEDICINE MAN | 1 |
| G.P. | 1 |
| GOLD DIGGER | 1 |
| GUT-PLUMBER | 1 |
| HACKER | 1 |
| HE’S KNIFE-HAPPY | 1 |
| HOMEOPATH DOCTOR | 1 |
| HOUSE DOCTOR | 1 |
| JERK | 1 |
| KNIFE-HAPPY FELLOW | 1 |
| KNIFEMAN | 1 |
| LIFE-SAVER | 1 |
| LIMB-SPLICER | 1 |
| LOCAL MEDICO | 1 |
| MAN IN WHITE | 1 |
| MAN-KILLER | 1 |
| MEAT BUTCHER | 1 |
| MEAT-CUTTER | 1 |
| MED | 1 |
| MEDICAL MAN | 1 |
| MERCY MAN | 1 |
| MISTER BAGS | 1 |
| MONEY-BAGS | 1 |
| MONEY-GETTER | 1 |
| MONEY-GOUGER | 1 |
| MULE-DRIVER | 1 |
| NEEDLE MAN | 1 |
| NEEDLE-PUNCHER | 1 |
| NEEDLE-PUSHER | 1 |
| OLD SAWHORSE | 1 |
| ONE-HORSE DOC | 1 |
| OSTEOPATH | 1 |
| PAIN-KILLER | 1 |
| PAP | 1 |
| PIG BAG | 1 |
| PILL BAG | 1 |
| PILL-BUSTER | 1 |
| PILL-GIVER | 1 |
| PILL-MAKER | 1 |
| PILL-PACKER | 1 |
| PILL-PASSER | 1 |
| PILL-PUNCHER | 1 |
| PILL-SLINGER | 1 |
| PILL-THROWER | 1 |
| PROBE-PUSHER | 1 |
| PROFESSOR | 1 |
| PUSHER | 1 |
| QUAKE | 1 |
| ROUGHER DOCTOR | 1 |
| RUB DOCTOR | 1 |
| RUBBING DOCTOR | 1 |
| THREE SIXES | 1 |
| TOOTH DENTIST | 1 |
| UNDERTAKER’S AGENT | 1 |
| VETERINARIAN | 1 |
| WITCH DOCTOR | 1 |
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