Joking names or expressions for overactive kidneys:
| NR | 636 |
| TROUBLE WITH THE WATERWORKS | 54 |
| TROTS | 21 |
| BACKDOOR TROTS | 16 |
| BLADDER TROUBLE | 15 |
| RUNS | 15 |
| KIDNEY TROUBLE | 14 |
| PISSITIS | 11 |
| WEAK KIDNEYS | 9 |
| BLADDER BUSTED | 7 |
| CAN’T HOLD HIS WATER | 5 |
| COULDN’T HOLD HIS WATER | 4 |
| MOUNTAIN TROTS | 4 |
| WEAK BLADDER | 4 |
| WETTING | 4 |
| PIDDLE | 3 |
| BATHROOM TROTS | 2 |
| BRIGHT’S DISEASE | 2 |
| CAN’T HOLD THEIR WATER | 2 |
| FLOATING KIDNEY | 2 |
| FLOODING | 2 |
| FLUSHED | 2 |
| HAVE TO PIDDLE | 2 |
| LEAK | 2 |
| LEAKING | 2 |
| NH | 2 |
| ON THE RUN | 2 |
| ON THE WATER WAGON | 2 |
| TROUBLE WITH MY WATERWORKS | 2 |
| TROUBLE WITH THE BLADDER | 2 |
| URINATING | 2 |
| WEE-WEE | 2 |
| ABOUT TO PISS HISSELF TO DEATH | 1 |
| ACTIVE WATERWORKS | 1 |
| ALBUMIN IN KIDNEYS | 1 |
| BACK-TEETH ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| BAD KIDNEYS | 1 |
| BATHROOM RUNS | 1 |
| BATHROOM TRIPS | 1 |
| BEDWETTER | 1 |
| BEDWETTING | 1 |
| BETTER GET A CORK OR A RUBBER BAND | 1 |
| BLADDER LEAKING | 1 |
| BLADDER WAS BURSTING | 1 |
| BLADDER’S OVERACTIVE | 1 |
| BUILT LIKE A SEAGULL | 1 |
| BUSTING | 1 |
| CAN’T HOLD IT | 1 |
| CAN’T HOLD MY WATER | 1 |
| CAN’T HOLD WATER | 1 |
| CASE OF HAVE-TO | 1 |
| CHATTAHOOCHEE RIVER | 1 |
| CONTINUAL STREAM | 1 |
| COULDN’T HOLD WATER | 1 |
| COULDN’T HOLD YOUR WATER | 1 |
| DIABETIC DOG | 1 |
| DRIBBLE | 1 |
| DRIBBLES | 1 |
| DRIBBLING | 1 |
| DRIZZLE-PUSS | 1 |
| DROOLING | 1 |
| DROWNING | 1 |
| FIREMAN’S DAY | 1 |
| FLOODED | 1 |
| FREQUENT URINATION | 1 |
| FULL OF IT | 1 |
| FULL OF WATER | 1 |
| GETTING UP NIGHT | 1 |
| GETTING UP NIGHTS | 1 |
| GET-UP-AND-GOES | 1 |
| GO EVERY OTHER MINUTE | 1 |
| GO LIKE A CRIPPLED COON | 1 |
| GO TO PISS | 1 |
| GO TO THE BATHROOM | 1 |
| GOES LIKE A COW | 1 |
| GOES RIGHT THROUGH HIM | 1 |
| GOING ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| GOING FROM TELEPHONE POST TO TELEPHONE POST | 1 |
| GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE | 1 |
| GOT A FLOATING KIDNEY | 1 |
| GOT ANYTHING YOU CAN STOP THIS PISS WITH | 1 |
| GOT TO GO AGAIN | 1 |
| GOT TO GO SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT | 1 |
| GOT TO PISS TOO MUCH | 1 |
| GOT TO STOP AT EVERY GAS STATION | 1 |
| GOTTA GO ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| HAD A LEAKY BLADDER | 1 |
| HAD TO PISS ALL NIGHT | 1 |
| HAD TO TAKE A LEAK | 1 |
| HARK | 1 |
| HAS TO PISS A LOT | 1 |
| HAS TO TAKE A LEAK EVERY FIVE MINUTES | 1 |
| HAVE TO GO | 1 |
| HAVE TO GO SEE MISS JANET AGAIN | 1 |
| HAVE TO PEE | 1 |
| “HAVE TO PISS, I GUESS, MOST OF THE TIME” | 1 |
| HAVE TO PUDDLE | 1 |
| HAVE TO STOP AT EVERY TELEPHONE POLE | 1 |
| HE’S A PISSER | 1 |
| HE’S GOTTA GO OUT A LOT | 1 |
| HE’S RUNNING ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| I’M UP ALL NIGHT | 1 |
| INFLAMATION OF THE BLADDER | 1 |
| JAW TEETH’S A-FLOATIN’ | 1 |
| JUST HAVE TO GO PISS | 1 |
| KEEPIN’ TROTTIN’ | 1 |
| KIDNEY COLIC | 1 |
| KIDNEY INFECTION | 1 |
| KIDNEY KID | 1 |
| KIDNEYS ACTED TOO MUCH | 1 |
| KIDNEYS ARE ACTING UP | 1 |
| LEAKING CRANK-CASE | 1 |
| LEAKS | 1 |
| LIVES IN THE BATHROOM | 1 |
| LOOSE | 1 |
| LOOSE BLADDER | 1 |
| LOOSE KIDNEYS | 1 |
| LOOSE WATERWORKS | 1 |
| MAKE WATER SO FAST | 1 |
| MAKING TOO MUCH WATER | 1 |
| MR. WATERBABY | 1 |
| MY BACKTEETH ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| MY EYEBALLS ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| MY TEETH ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| NEARLY FLOATED AWAY | 1 |
| NIAGARA FALLS | 1 |
| NO CONTROL OVER THE WETTING | 1 |
| ON THE POT ALL NIGHT | 1 |
| OVER-URINATING | 1 |
| PEA-SIZE KIDNEY | 1 |
| PEE THE BED TONIGHT | 1 |
| PEE-OSIS | 1 |
| PEE-PEE | 1 |
| PEE-PEE A LOT | 1 |
| PEE-PEE MACHEN | 1 |
| PEES A LOT | 1 |
| PEE-TROUBLE | 1 |
| PERPETUAL LEAK | 1 |
| PIDDLE ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| PIDDLED A LOT | 1 |
| PIDDLES | 1 |
| PIDDLING | 1 |
| PIDDLING ALL DAY | 1 |
| PIDDLINGS | 1 |
| PISS CLOTS | 1 |
| PISS LIKE A RACEHORSE | 1 |
| PISS MERINGUES | 1 |
| PISS WILLIES | 1 |
| PISS YOUR HEAD OFF | 1 |
| PISS-A-LOTS | 1 |
| PISSCOPALIANS | 1 |
| PISSER | 1 |
| PISSING | 1 |
| PISSING ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| PISSING LIKE A COW ON A FLAT ROCK | 1 |
| PLAYING FIREMAN | 1 |
| PLUMBING | 1 |
| PLUMBING SYSTEM’S SPEEDED UP | 1 |
| POOR PLUMBING | 1 |
| POURING WATER | 1 |
| PROSTATE-GLAND TROUBLE | 1 |
| RADIATOR’S LEAKING | 1 |
| RAN RIGHT THROUGH ME | 1 |
| REALLY LOOSE TONIGHT | 1 |
| RUN ALL NIGHT | 1 |
| RUN LIKE A WATERSPOUT | 1 |
| RUN OFF | 1 |
| RUNNERS | 1 |
| RUNNIES | 1 |
| RUNNING ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| RUNNING AWAY KIDNEYS | 1 |
| RUNNING KIDNEYS | 1 |
| RUNNING OFF | 1 |
| RUNNING TO THE JOHNNIE | 1 |
| RUNS ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| RUNS TO THE BATHROOM | 1 |
| RUNS TO THE CAN A LOT | 1 |
| SHE ALL THE TIME WETS | 1 |
| SHE PIDDLES A LOT | 1 |
| SHISHI ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| SHORT RUNNING | 1 |
| SHOWING OFF | 1 |
| SMALL BLADDER | 1 |
| SOMETHING WRONG | 1 |
| SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM | 1 |
| SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH THE PLUMBING | 1 |
| SQUEEZE THE SPONGE | 1 |
| SQUIRTS | 1 |
| SURE LEAKS A LOT | 1 |
| SURPRISED | 1 |
| T.B. | 1 |
| T.B. (TINY BLADDER) | 1 |
| TABLESPOON AT THE TIME | 1 |
| TEE-TEE | 1 |
| TEETH ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| THROWING TOO MUCH WATER | 1 |
| TINKLE | 1 |
| TROT | 1 |
| TROUBLE WITH THE KIDNEYS | 1 |
| TROUBLE WITH THE PLUMBING | 1 |
| TRYING TO STAY YOUNG | 1 |
| UNRULY SPICKET | 1 |
| UP OVER THE POT | 1 |
| URINATE | 1 |
| URINATE A LOT | 1 |
| URINATE TOO MUCH | 1 |
| URINATION | 1 |
| VOID A LOT | 1 |
| WATER TANK | 1 |
| WATER’S GOING RIGHT THROUGH ME | 1 |
| WATERWORKS ARE LEAKING | 1 |
| WATERWORKS ARE OUT OF WHACK | 1 |
| WATERWORKS ON THE FRITZ | 1 |
| WATERWORKS REALLY HAVE BEEN TURNED ON | 1 |
| WEAK CONTROL | 1 |
| WEAKNESS | 1 |
| WEEING | 1 |
| WET THE BED | 1 |
| WETS | 1 |
| WETS TOO MUCH | 1 |
| WETTER | 1 |
| WETTING A LOT | 1 |
| WETTING ALL THE TIME | 1 |
| WETTING PROBLEM | 1 |
| WETTY | 1 |
| WORSE THAN A DOG AT A FIRE HYDRANT | 1 |
| WRINGING OUT YOUR DISHRAG | 1 |
| YOUR TEETH ARE FLOATING | 1 |
| YOU’RE RUNNING WITH THAT TOO | 1 |
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