Joking terms for milking a cow: A farmer might say, “Well, it’s time to go out and ________.”
| NR | 332 |
| JUICE THE COW | 174 |
| PULL TITS | 130 |
| MILK | 51 |
| JUICE | 48 |
| STRIP | 41 |
| PAIL | 32 |
| PAIL THE COW | 19 |
| MILK THE COW | 13 |
| PULL THE TITS | 13 |
| JUICE THE JERSEY | 7 |
| STRIP THE COW | 7 |
| TIT | 6 |
| DO THE CHORES | 5 |
| DO THE MILKING | 5 |
| JUICE THE JERSEYS | 5 |
| JUICE THE OLD COW | 5 |
| JUICE THE COWS | 4 |
| MILK THE COWS | 4 |
| PAIL THE COWS | 4 |
| SQUEEZE THE TITS | 4 |
| STRIP ‘EM | 4 |
| TIT THE COW | 4 |
| JUICE HER | 3 |
| PULL TEATS | 3 |
| PULL THE COW | 3 |
| PUMP | 3 |
| PUMP THE COW | 3 |
| SAP | 3 |
| STRIP THE COWS | 3 |
| DO CHORES | 2 |
| GET THE MILK | 2 |
| JERK THE COW | 2 |
| JERK THE COWS | 2 |
| JERK THE TITS | 2 |
| JERK TITS | 2 |
| JUICE ‘EM | 2 |
| MILK COW | 2 |
| MILKING TIME | 2 |
| PULL | 2 |
| PULL THE COWS | 2 |
| PULL THE JUICE | 2 |
| PULL THE MILK | 2 |
| SAP THE COW | 2 |
| STRIP ‘EM OUT | 2 |
| STRIP OLD BOSSIE | 2 |
| BE MILK MAID | 1 |
| DO HER STRIPPIN’ | 1 |
| DO MY CHORES | 1 |
| DO THE NIGHT WORK | 1 |
| DO THE STRIPPING | 1 |
| DRAIN | 1 |
| DRAIN THE COWS | 1 |
| DRAIN THE CRANKCASE | 1 |
| DRAW MILK | 1 |
| DRAW THE LACTAL FLUID | 1 |
| DRAW WATER | 1 |
| DRIP THAT COW | 1 |
| DRIP THE COW | 1 |
| EMPTY THE BAGS | 1 |
| FEED THE KITTENS | 1 |
| GET BREAKFAST | 1 |
| GET COW JUICE | 1 |
| GET HOLD OF THE TITS | 1 |
| GET UNDER | 1 |
| GIT STRIPPIN’ | 1 |
| GO TO THE DAIRY | 1 |
| GRAB A TIT | 1 |
| GRIP THE BAG | 1 |
| I HAVE A DATE WITH THE NELLIES | 1 |
| IT’S MILKING TIME | 1 |
| IT’S TIME FOR MILKIN’ | 1 |
| IT’S TIT-JERKING TIME | 1 |
| JERK | 1 |
| JERK ‘EM OFF | 1 |
| JERK HER OFF | 1 |
| JERRY THE COW | 1 |
| JUICE A COW | 1 |
| JUICE OLD PIED | 1 |
| JUICE OLD SOOKIE | 1 |
| JUICE OUR COW | 1 |
| JUICE THAT COW | 1 |
| JUICE THE BOSSIES | 1 |
| JUICE THE HEIFER | 1 |
| JUICE THE OLD BOSSIE | 1 |
| KICK THE BAG | 1 |
| LAY IT ON HER | 1 |
| MILK ‘EM | 1 |
| MILK OLD BETSY | 1 |
| MILK OLD SOOKIE | 1 |
| MILK SOOKIE | 1 |
| MILK THE BOSS | 1 |
| MILK THE MOO | 1 |
| MILK THE OLD COW | 1 |
| MILK THE OLD HAT RACK | 1 |
| PAIL ‘EM | 1 |
| PAIL THE BOSSIE | 1 |
| PAIL THE HEIFER | 1 |
| PAIL THE JERSEY | 1 |
| PAIL THE NELLIES | 1 |
| PAIL TITS | 1 |
| PICK THE MILK | 1 |
| PLAY THE FOUR PIPES | 1 |
| PLAY THE PIANO | 1 |
| PLAY THE PIANOS | 1 |
| PLAY WITH THE TITS | 1 |
| PULL HER | 1 |
| PULL HER UDDERS | 1 |
| PULL ON OLD BOSSIE | 1 |
| PULL ON THE COW | 1 |
| PULL PICKLES | 1 |
| PULL THE CHAIN | 1 |
| PULL THE COW’S TEATS | 1 |
| PULL THE FAUCET | 1 |
| PULL THE HANDLES | 1 |
| PULL THE MILK OUT | 1 |
| PULL THE OLD COW | 1 |
| PULL THE TIT | 1 |
| PULL THE TITTIES | 1 |
| PULL THE UDDER | 1 |
| PULL THEIR TEATS | 1 |
| PULL THEM TITS | 1 |
| PUMP ‘EM | 1 |
| PUMP ‘EM OUT | 1 |
| PUMP THE COWS | 1 |
| PUT THE BOSSIES IN | 1 |
| REDUCE THE COW | 1 |
| RELIEVE OLD BOSSIE | 1 |
| RELIEVE THE BREADWINNER | 1 |
| ROUND UP THE COWS | 1 |
| RUM ‘EM THROUGH | 1 |
| SAP THE BOSSIES | 1 |
| SAP THE COWS | 1 |
| SAP THE JERSEYS | 1 |
| SAP THE SALLIES | 1 |
| SAP THE SOOKIES | 1 |
| SQUEEZE ‘EM | 1 |
| SQUEEZE THE COW | 1 |
| SQUEEZE THE UDDER | 1 |
| SQUEEZE TITS | 1 |
| SQUISH A TIT | 1 |
| STRIP HER | 1 |
| STRIP THE OLD COW | 1 |
| TIT THE COWS | 1 |
| TITTING TIME | 1 |
| TUG AT THE COWS | 1 |
| WRING ‘EM OUT | 1 |
| YANK | 1 |
| YANK THE TITS | 1 |
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