Humorous substitutes for stronger exclamations: “Why the son of a ________!”
| GUN | 828 |
| SEA COOK | 130 |
| BISCUIT-EATER | 42 |
| BEE | 31 |
| BUCK | 24 |
| BISCUIT | 23 |
| BITCH | 23 |
| SO-AND-SO | 20 |
| NR | 17 |
| GOAT | 9 |
| BIRCH | 6 |
| S.O.B. | 6 |
| BEEHIVE | 5 |
| SEA BISCUIT | 5 |
| S.B. | 4 |
| SEA COCK | 4 |
| BIT YOUR FINGER OFF | 3 |
| PUP | 3 |
| SNAKE | 3 |
| BASKET | 2 |
| BEAN | 2 |
| BEECH | 2 |
| BUGGER | 2 |
| DOG | 2 |
| MOTHER | 2 |
| ROOSTER | 2 |
| SEA CAPTAIN | 2 |
| WHORE | 2 |
| ASS | 1 |
| BACKWOODS GOAT | 1 |
| BASEBALL BAT | 1 |
| BASTARD | 1 |
| BEACH | 1 |
| BEE COOK | 1 |
| BEECH TREE | 1 |
| BEJESUS | 1 |
| BETCHA THOUGHT I SWORE | 1 |
| BIG CHEW | 1 |
| BIG JUG | 1 |
| BIGMOUTH | 1 |
| BILLY GOAT | 1 |
| BIT-PLAYER | 1 |
| BLACK BASKET | 1 |
| BLISTER | 1 |
| BLOOD | 1 |
| BLUEJAY | 1 |
| BOOGER | 1 |
| BOWLING BALL | 1 |
| BRICK | 1 |
| BRICKBAT | 1 |
| BUCKER | 1 |
| BUG-EATER | 1 |
| BUM | 1 |
| BUN | 1 |
| BUTT | 1 |
| BUTTER | 1 |
| CHICKEN | 1 |
| COOKIE | 1 |
| COW | 1 |
| DAMN IT | 1 |
| DEVIL | 1 |
| DOO-DOO | 1 |
| GEE | 1 |
| HELLION | 1 |
| HE’S A D… (DEVIL) | 1 |
| HORSE THIEF | 1 |
| HORSE-PISTOL | 1 |
| JACKASS | 1 |
| JEEZ | 1 |
| JOHN | 1 |
| LADY DOG | 1 |
| MONKEY | 1 |
| MONKEY’S UNCLE | 1 |
| PENCIL PUSHER | 1 |
| PICKLE | 1 |
| PIG | 1 |
| PITCH ME OVER A HIGH-BOARD FENCE | 1 |
| PITCH ME OVER THE FENCE | 1 |
| PIZZA PUSHER | 1 |
| POLECAT | 1 |
| PREACHER | 1 |
| PREACHER MAN | 1 |
| RASCAL | 1 |
| SCALDED TOMCAT | 1 |
| SEA CAT | 1 |
| SEA CHICKEN | 1 |
| SEA CLIFF | 1 |
| SEA CRAB | 1 |
| SEA CROOK | 1 |
| SEA DOG | 1 |
| SEA WOLF | 1 |
| SEA-CAB | 1 |
| SEA-GOING COOK | 1 |
| SEAGULL | 1 |
| SEAWEED | 1 |
| SHOVEL | 1 |
| SKUNK | 1 |
| SNAKE-DRIVER | 1 |
| SO-SO | 1 |
| SUCKER | 1 |
| SUN | 1 |
| SUSAN | 1 |
| TATCHER | 1 |
| THE BEACH | 1 |
| TINKER | 1 |
| WHIPPER SNAPPER | 1 |
| WHO-CUT-YOUR-HAIR-LAST | 1 |
| WITCH | 1 |
| WOODCHUCK | 1 |
| YEAH | 1 |
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