Or about old jokes people say: “The first time I heard that one I ________.”
| NR | 406 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 40 |
| I WAS KNEE-HIGH TO A GRASSHOPPER | 27 |
| I FELL OUT OF MY HIGH CHAIR | 19 |
| I LAUGHED | 18 |
| I KICKED A SLAT OUT OF MY CRADLE | 15 |
| WAS YEARS AGO | 14 |
| I DIDN’T LIKE IT EITHER | 13 |
| IT WASN’T SO BAD | 13 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY | 11 |
| I FELL OUT OF THE CRADLE | 9 |
| I WAS IN THE CRADLE | 9 |
| I FELL OUT OF MY CRADLE | 8 |
| I WAS IN DIAPERS | 8 |
| I CRACKED UP | 7 |
| I WAS KNEE-HIGH TO A DUCK | 7 |
| IT WAS FUNNY | 7 |
| WAS A LONG TIME AGO | 7 |
| I WAS A BABY | 6 |
| I FLIPPED | 5 |
| I KICKED ALL THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 5 |
| DIED LAUGHING | 4 |
| FLIPPED | 4 |
| HECTOR WAS A PUP | 4 |
| I CROAKED | 4 |
| I SPLIT MY SIDES | 4 |
| I WAS A KID | 4 |
| I WAS IN KNEE-PANTS | 4 |
| WAS AGES AGO | 4 |
| YEARS AGO | 4 |
| HEC WAS A PUP | 3 |
| I DIDN’T LIKE IT | 3 |
| I DIED LAUGHING | 3 |
| I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR | 3 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRIB | 3 |
| I SPLIT A GUT | 3 |
| I THOUGHT I’D DIE | 3 |
| I WAS A CHILD | 3 |
| I WAS JUST A KID | 3 |
| LAUGHED | 3 |
| LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF | 3 |
| WAS WAY BACK WHEN | 3 |
| ADAM WAS A PUP | 2 |
| I BUSTED A GUT | 2 |
| I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT | 2 |
| I DIED | 2 |
| I DOUBLED UP | 2 |
| I ENJOYED IT | 2 |
| I FELL OUT OF MY CRIB | 2 |
| I GOT A KICK OUT OF IT | 2 |
| I KICKED THE END OUT OF MY CRADLE | 2 |
| I KICKED THE SIDE OUT OF MY CRIB | 2 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS OUT OF THE CRADLE | 2 |
| I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED | 2 |
| I LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL OUT OF MY CRADLE | 2 |
| I LIKE TO DIED | 2 |
| I NEARLY DIED | 2 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD | 2 |
| I WAS A LITTLE BOY | 2 |
| I WAS A LITTLE SHAVER | 2 |
| I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN | 2 |
| I WAS IN KNEE-BRITCHES | 2 |
| I WAS IN MY CRADLE | 2 |
| I WAS KNEE-HIGH TO A PUP | 2 |
| I WAS TEN YEARS OLD | 2 |
| IT HAD WHISKERS | 2 |
| IT WAS CORNY | 2 |
| IT WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO | 2 |
| IT WASN’T FUNNY EITHER | 2 |
| MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME | 2 |
| ROARED | 2 |
| SPLIT MY SIDES | 2 |
| THAT’S AS OLD AS THE HILLS | 2 |
| WAS A COON’S AGE AGO | 2 |
| WAS WHEN HECTOR WAS A PUP | 2 |
| “I DARN NEAR CROAKED, IT WAS SO ROTTEN” | 1 |
| ‘BOUT DIED LAUGHIN’ | 1 |
| ABOUT FIFTY YEARS AGO | 1 |
| ADAM WAS A KID | 1 |
| ADAM WORE SHORT PANTS | 1 |
| COLUMBUS KICKED HELL OUT OF AN INDIAN FOR TELLIN’ THAT | 1 |
| COLUMBUS LANDED | 1 |
| COLUMBUS TOLD THAT ONE TO THE INDIANS | 1 |
| HAD WHISKERS ON IT | 1 |
| HAVEN’T HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME SINCE THE HOGS ATE MY LITTLE BROTHER | 1 |
| I ‘BOUT FELL OFF MY CHAIR | 1 |
| I ALMOST CRACKED | 1 |
| I ALMOST DIED | 1 |
| I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING | 1 |
| I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT | 1 |
| I ALMOST LAUGHED | 1 |
| I ALMOST LOST MY GLASSES | 1 |
| I BROKE UP | 1 |
| I BURST A BUTTON | 1 |
| I BUSTED LAUGHING | 1 |
| I CHOKED | 1 |
| I COLLAPSED | 1 |
| I COULD HARDLY WALK | 1 |
| I COULDN’T STAND IT | 1 |
| I CRACKED MY SIDE | 1 |
| I CRACKED MY SIDES | 1 |
| I CRAWLED OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I DIDN’T COTTON TO IT | 1 |
| I DIDN’T FALL FOR IT | 1 |
| I DIDN’T LAUGH EITHER | 1 |
| I DIDN’T LAUGH THE FIRST TIME | 1 |
| I DIDN’T LIKE IT THEN EITHER | 1 |
| I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS SO BAD | 1 |
| I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY THE FIRST TIME | 1 |
| I DROPPED MY FALSE TEETH | 1 |
| I EXPLODED | 1 |
| I FELL APART | 1 |
| I FELL OFF MY PONY | 1 |
| I FELL OUT | 1 |
| I FELL OUT OF MY CRIB LAUGHING | 1 |
| I FELL OUT OF THE CRADLE WHEN MY GRANDPA TOLD THAT | 1 |
| I FELL OUT OF THE CRIB | 1 |
| I FELL OVER | 1 |
| I FELL OVER BACKWARDS | 1 |
| I FIRST HEARD THAT ONE IN THE YEAR ONE | 1 |
| I FLIPPED MY LID | 1 |
| I FLOPPED | 1 |
| I GREW UP WITH IT | 1 |
| I HAD A CONNIPTION | 1 |
| I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT ONE SINCE BUCK WAS A CALF | 1 |
| I HAVEN’T HEARD THAT SINCE NOAH WAS A PUP | 1 |
| I HAW-HAWED | 1 |
| I HEARD IT IN BLOWS | 1 |
| I HEARD THAT ONCE BEFORE | 1 |
| I HEARD THAT ONE AGES AGO | 1 |
| I HEARD THAT WHEN I WAS A KID GOING TO SCHOOL | 1 |
| I HIT THE CEILING | 1 |
| I HOWLED | 1 |
| I JUST ABOUT DIED | 1 |
| I JUST ABOUT FLIPPED | 1 |
| I KICKED A HOLE IN THE CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED A SLAT OUT OF THE CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED A SLOT OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED HALF THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED OUT THE END OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED THE FOOT OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED THE FOOTBOARD OFF MY CRIB | 1 |
| I KICKED THE FOOTBOARD OUT OF MY CRIB | 1 |
| I KICKED THE FOOTBOARD OUT OF THE CRIB | 1 |
| I KICKED THE ROUND OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED THE SIDES OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS ALL OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS OF MY CRIB | 1 |
| I KICKED THE SLATS OUT OF THE GATE | 1 |
| I KICKED THREE SLATS OUT OF MY BABYCRIB | 1 |
| I KNOCKED THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I LAUGHED ‘NEVER AGAIN’ | 1 |
| I LAUGHED FOR THE FIRST TIME | 1 |
| I LAUGHED IN MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I LAUGHED MYSELF SICK | 1 |
| I LAUGHED OUT | 1 |
| I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED | 1 |
| I LAUGHED TILL TEARS CAME TO MY EYES | 1 |
| I LAUGHED TILL THE TEARS COME | 1 |
| I LIKE TO CRACKED UP | 1 |
| I LIKE TO CROAKED | 1 |
| I LIKED IT | 1 |
| I LIKED TO DIE | 1 |
| I LOST MY TEETH | 1 |
| I MAY HAVE LAUGHED | 1 |
| I NEAR FLIPPED | 1 |
| I NEARLY COLLAPSED | 1 |
| I NEARLY DIED LAUGHING | 1 |
| I NEARLY SPLIT | 1 |
| I NEARLY SPLIT MY SIDES | 1 |
| I POPPED A BUTTON | 1 |
| I PROBABLY DIDN’T LAUGH EITHER | 1 |
| I REALLY GOT A CHARGE OUT OF IT | 1 |
| I REALLY LAUGHED | 1 |
| I ROCKED MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I ROCKED THE CRADLE | 1 |
| I ROLLED | 1 |
| I ROLLED IN THE AISLE | 1 |
| I ROLLED OVER LAUGHING | 1 |
| I SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER | 1 |
| I SHOOK MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I SPIT UP MY PABLUM | 1 |
| I SPLIT | 1 |
| I SPLIT MY SIDE | 1 |
| I SPLIT MY SIDES LAUGHING | 1 |
| I THOUGHT I’D BURST | 1 |
| I THOUGHT I’D SPLIT | 1 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD ONE | 1 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCREAM | 1 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD | 1 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS | 1 |
| I THOUGHT IT WAS HYSTERICAL | 1 |
| I THREW UP | 1 |
| I TIPPED THE CRADLE OVER | 1 |
| I TURNED OVER AND KICKED THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I TURNED OVER IN MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I WAS A BOY | 1 |
| I WAS A CHILD AT MY MOTHER’S KNEE | 1 |
| I WAS AT MY MOTHER’S KNEE | 1 |
| I WAS BUT A NUMBER OF YEARS OLD | 1 |
| I WAS CRAWLING | 1 |
| I WAS DRINKING OUT OF A BOTTLE | 1 |
| I WAS FLABBERGASTED | 1 |
| I WAS IN A CRADLE | 1 |
| I WAS IN MY KNEE-BRITCHES | 1 |
| I WAS IN ROMPERS | 1 |
| I WAS IN STITCHES | 1 |
| I WAS IN SWADDLING CLOTHES | 1 |
| I WAS IN THE CIVIL WAR | 1 |
| I WAS IN THE CRADLE YET | 1 |
| I WAS IN THE CRIB | 1 |
| I WAS IN THE EIGHTH GRADE | 1 |
| I WAS IN WET PANTS | 1 |
| I WAS JUST A BABY | 1 |
| I WAS JUST A LITTLE KID | 1 |
| I WAS JUST A SMALL BOY | 1 |
| I WAS JUST A YOUNGSTER | 1 |
| I WAS KICKING SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I WAS KICKING THE SLATS OUT OF MY CRADLE | 1 |
| I WAS NOTHING BUT A BOY | 1 |
| I WAS NOTHING BUT A KID | 1 |
| I WAS ON EARTH THE FIRST TIME | 1 |
| I WAS READY TO PASS OUT | 1 |
| I WAS REALLY BLUFFED | 1 |
| I WAS SIX YEARS OLD | 1 |
| I WAS STILL IN DIAPERS | 1 |
| I WAS STILL IN THE CRADLE | 1 |
| I WAS STILL WEARING KNEE-PANTS | 1 |
| I WAS SURPRISED | 1 |
| I WAS TOO YOUNG TO LAUGH | 1 |
| I WAS WEARING A DIAPER | 1 |
| I WASN’T BOWLED OVER | 1 |
| I WASN’T DRY BEHIND MY EARS | 1 |
| I WASN’T TOO THRILLED WITH IT | 1 |
| I WENT INTO STITCHES | 1 |
| I WET MY DIAPER | 1 |
| I WET MY PANTS | 1 |
| I’VE HEARD IT SINCE THE DAY ONE | 1 |
| I’VE HEARD THAT SINCE I WAS KNEE-HIGH TO A JACKRABBIT | 1 |
| I’VE HEARD THAT SO MUCH IT HAS MOSS ON ITS BACK | 1 |
| INDIANS CAME UP OUT OF THE VALLEY | 1 |
| INDIANS CAME UP OVER FONDA HILL | 1 |
| IS WHEN I WAS A KID | 1 |
| IT COME OVER ON THE ARK | 1 |
| IT DIDN’T MOVE ME | 1 |
| IT HAD HAIR ON ITS TEETH | 1 |
| IT KEPT ME IN STITCHES | 1 |
| IT KNOCKED ME COLD | 1 |
| IT MADE ME LAUGH | 1 |
| IT PUT ME IN STITCHES | 1 |
| IT SOUNDED FUNNY | 1 |
| IT STANDS IN THE GERMAN PAPER ALREADY | 1 |
| IT STUNK | 1 |
| IT TICKLED ME ALMOST TO DEATH | 1 |
| IT WAS A BRUISER | 1 |
| IT WAS A COMICAL JOKE | 1 |
| IT WAS A GOOD ONE | 1 |
| IT WAS A HUNDRED YEARS AGO | 1 |
| IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO | 1 |
| IT WAS A RIOT | 1 |
| IT WAS A STUNNER | 1 |
| IT WAS A SURPRISE | 1 |
| IT WAS A THRILL | 1 |
| IT WAS AGES AGO | 1 |
| IT WAS ALL RIGHT | 1 |
| IT WAS ALREADY OLD | 1 |
| IT WAS BEFORE THE WAR | 1 |
| IT WAS CRAZY | 1 |
| IT WAS FLAT | 1 |
| IT WAS HILARIOUS | 1 |
| IT WAS HORRIBLE TOO | 1 |
| IT WAS IN 1492 | 1 |
| IT WAS LONG AGO | 1 |
| IT WAS OLD | 1 |
| IT WAS OLD AS DUST | 1 |
| IT WAS SO OLD IT STUNK | 1 |
| IT WAS SURE A LONG TIME AGO | 1 |
| IT WAS THEN A HUNDRED YEARS OLD | 1 |
| IT WAS WAY BACK WHEN | 1 |
| IT WASN’T ANY GOOD | 1 |
| IT WASN’T BAD | 1 |
| IT WASN’T EVEN FUNNY THEN | 1 |
| IT WASN’T FUNNY THEN AND IT ISN’T FUNNY NOW | 1 |
| IT WOULD SOUND FUNNY | 1 |
| IT’S A DUD | 1 |
| IT’S AS OLD AS THE HILLS | 1 |
| IT’S GROWN AND RAISED WHISKERS | 1 |
| IT’S OLD AS THE HILLS | 1 |
| LUTHERAN CHURCH | 1 |
| MAYBE I WAS SURPRISED | 1 |
| MY DOG WAS A PUP | 1 |
| MY GRAMPAW FELL OUT OF THE CRADLE LAUGHING | 1 |
| MY GRANDFATHER TOLD THAT | 1 |
| MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD ME THAT ONE | 1 |
| NEARLY DIED | 1 |
| NEARLY DIED LAUGHING | 1 |
| NEW YORK WAS A FLAG STATION | 1 |
| NOAH WAS A KITTEN | 1 |
| TAG WAS A PUP | 1 |
| THAT JOKE’S SO OLD IT HAS WHISKERS | 1 |
| THAT ONE CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER | 1 |
| THAT ONE’S GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
| THAT ONE’S OLDER THAN I AM | 1 |
| THAT ONE’S OLDER THAN THE HILLS | 1 |
| THAT WAS A NEW ONE | 1 |
| THAT WAS BACK IN THE DARK AGES | 1 |
| THAT WAS BEFORE KITTENS | 1 |
| THAT WAS CRACKED BEFORE MY ASS | 1 |
| THAT WAS TOLD IN THE ARK | 1 |
| THAT’S ONE THAT GRANDMA TELLS | 1 |
| THAT’S SO DAMN OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
| THEY TOLD IT DIFFERENT | 1 |
| WAS A HUNDRED YEARS AGO | 1 |
| WAS BACK IN AUGHT-SIX | 1 |
| WAS BACK IN THE DARK AGES | 1 |
| WAS BACK IN THE EIGHTIES | 1 |
| WAS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN | 1 |
| WAS EIGHTY-NINE | 1 |
| WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO | 1 |
| WAS FORTY YEARS AGO | 1 |
| WAS I DON’T KNOW WHEN | 1 |
| WAS IN 1901 | 1 |
| WAS IN GRANDMA’S DAY | 1 |
| WAS IN NINETEEN-HUNDRED | 1 |
| WAS IN THE WAR OF REBELLION | 1 |
| WAS MANY MOONS AGO | 1 |
| WAS MANY YEARS AGO | 1 |
| WAS ON NOAH’S ARK | 1 |
| WAS WAY BACK | 1 |
| WAS WHEN COLUMBUS DISCOVERED AMERICA | 1 |
| WAS WHEN HEC WAS A PUP | 1 |
| WAS WHEN HECTOR WAS A PUPPY | 1 |
| WAS WHEN HELL WAS A PUP AND HE DIED OF OLD AGE | 1 |
| WAS WHEN I WAS A BABY | 1 |
| WAS WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN | 1 |
| WAS WHEN I WAS IN MY DIAPERS | 1 |
| WAS WHEN MAMA WAS A BABY | 1 |
| WAS WHEN METHUSELAH WAS BORN | 1 |
| WAS WHEN NOAH CAME OUT OF THE ARK | 1 |
| WAY BACK WHEN | 1 |
| WHEN I WAS A BOY | 1 |
| WHEN I WAS A CHILD | 1 |
| WHEN THE LORD WAS A BABY | 1 |