A joke that is so old it doesn’t seem funny any more: “His jokes are all ________.”
STALE | 323 |
CORNY | 123 |
WORN OUT | 63 |
CHESTNUTS | 58 |
OLDER THAN THE HILLS | 51 |
OLD AS THE HILLS | 40 |
NR | 35 |
OLD | 34 |
ANCIENT | 33 |
WORE OUT | 26 |
DEAD | 25 |
PASSE | 24 |
MOTH-EATEN | 18 |
FLAT | 16 |
OLD AS METHUSELAH | 16 |
DATED | 15 |
OUT OF DATE | 15 |
WASHED UP | 15 |
DULL | 14 |
DRY | 13 |
HAS-BEENS | 13 |
DUDS | 11 |
OLD HAT | 10 |
HAVE WHISKERS | 9 |
OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE | 9 |
ROTTEN | 9 |
STINK | 9 |
ANTIQUE | 8 |
CRUMMY | 8 |
WASHED OUT | 8 |
LOUSY | 6 |
TOO OLD | 6 |
AS OLD AS THE HILLS | 5 |
HAIRY | 5 |
OUT DATED | 5 |
PLAYED OUT | 5 |
WHISKERY | 5 |
BORING | 4 |
DRIED UP | 4 |
HOARY | 4 |
MOLDY | 4 |
OLD CHESTNUTS | 4 |
RUSTY | 4 |
SO OLD THEY HAVE WHISKERS | 4 |
TIRED | 4 |
TRITE | 4 |
ANTIQUATED | 3 |
DRAB | 3 |
HAVE WHISKERS ON THEM | 3 |
OLD FASHIONED | 3 |
OLD STUFF | 3 |
OLD-TIMEY | 3 |
OUT OF STYLE | 3 |
RUN OUT | 3 |
SECOND HAND | 3 |
SHOPWORN | 3 |
STAGNANT | 3 |
STINKS | 3 |
COVERED WITH MOSS | 2 |
GOT HAIR ON THEM | 2 |
GOT WHISKERS | 2 |
GROWING WHISKERS | 2 |
HAS WHISKERS ON IT | 2 |
JOE MILLERS | 2 |
MOSSY | 2 |
OBSOLETE | 2 |
OLD AS JOB’S TURKEY | 2 |
OLD ENOUGH TO WALK | 2 |
OLD TIMERS | 2 |
OLDIES | 2 |
OVER THE HILL | 2 |
RUN IN THE GROUND | 2 |
SAD | 2 |
SO OLD | 2 |
SO OLD IT STINKS | 2 |
SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS | 2 |
SO OLD THEY STINK | 2 |
SOUR | 2 |
STOLE | 2 |
THREADBARE | 2 |
TOLD TOO MANY TIMES | 2 |
USED UP | 2 |
WET | 2 |
WHISKERED | 2 |
“IF HE WANTED TO PULL SOMETHING OLD, WHY DIDN’T HE TAKE OFF HIS SOCKS” | 1 |
“TWICE TOLD TALES, THESE” | 1 |
ADULT | 1 |
AIN’T NO GOOD NO MORE | 1 |
AN OLD SAW | 1 |
ANCIENT AGE | 1 |
ANTIQUES | 1 |
AS FUNNY AS A CRUTCH | 1 |
AS OLD AS KISE | 1 |
AS OLD AS MY GRANDFATHER | 1 |
AS OLD AS THE MOON | 1 |
BALONEY | 1 |
BEEN TOLD TOO MANY TIMES | 1 |
BEHIND THE TIMES | 1 |
BEWHISKERED | 1 |
BORE | 1 |
BROMIDE | 1 |
CAME IN WITH THE ARK | 1 |
CAME OVER IN THE MAYFLOWER | 1 |
CAPTAIN BILLY’S WHIZ BANG | 1 |
CIVIL WAR | 1 |
CLICHE | 1 |
CLICHE KID | 1 |
CORN | 1 |
COUNTED OUT | 1 |
CRAPPY | 1 |
DEAD DUCKS | 1 |
DEAD’S A MACKEREL | 1 |
DILAPIDATED | 1 |
DISCARDED | 1 |
DISGUSTING | 1 |
DOWNRIGHT SILLY | 1 |
DRY AS A BONE | 1 |
DRY-BACK | 1 |
FADED OUT | 1 |
FAILURES | 1 |
FALL FLAT | 1 |
FARMER JOKE | 1 |
FELL FLAT | 1 |
FLOPS | 1 |
FLUBS | 1 |
FROM THE YEAR ONE | 1 |
GEORGE WASHINGTON TOLD IT TO MARTHA | 1 |
GORGED OUT | 1 |
GOT COBWEBS ON THEM | 1 |
GOT MOSS ON THEM | 1 |
GOT MOTHS ON THEM | 1 |
GOT WHISKERS ON | 1 |
GRAMPAW JOKES | 1 |
GRAY-BEARDED | 1 |
GRAY-HAIRED | 1 |
GROANERS | 1 |
GROWING BEARDS | 1 |
HAD WHISKERS | 1 |
HAD WHISKERS ON THEM | 1 |
HAVE A BEARD | 1 |
HAVE A BEARD ON THEM | 1 |
HAVE LIBERTY BELL RHYTHM | 1 |
HAYSEEDS | 1 |
HE CERTAINLY WORE THAT ONE OUT | 1 |
HOARY WITH AGE | 1 |
HUMBUG | 1 |
HUNDRED YEARS OLD | 1 |
JUST ANOTHER DEAD HORSE | 1 |
LAID AN EGG | 1 |
LEACHED OUT | 1 |
LIKE A LEAD BALLOON | 1 |
LOST THEIR PUNCH | 1 |
MILDEWED | 1 |
MOSS-BACKED | 1 |
MOSS-BACKS | 1 |
MUSTY | 1 |
MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD THAT ONE | 1 |
NO FUN | 1 |
NO GOOD | 1 |
NOT FUNNY | 1 |
NOT INTERESTING | 1 |
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THEM | 1 |
OLD AND MOLDED | 1 |
OLD AND UNFUNNY | 1 |
OLD AS A COON’S AGE | 1 |
OLD AS JERUSALEM | 1 |
OLD AS JOB | 1 |
OLD AS METHUSALEM | 1 |
OLD AS MY UNDERWEAR | 1 |
OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE COME OUT OF THE ARK | 1 |
OLD GAGS | 1 |
OLD GUMDROPS | 1 |
OLD OR DEAD | 1 |
OLD STALE JOKES | 1 |
OLD STORY | 1 |
OLD TIMES | 1 |
OLD TO ME | 1 |
OLD TURKEYS | 1 |
OLDER THAN JOB’S TURKEY | 1 |
OLDER THAN LINCOLN | 1 |
OLDER THAN METHUSELAH | 1 |
OLDY MOLDIES | 1 |
ONE YOUR GRANDAD TOLD | 1 |
OUT OF THE ARK | 1 |
OUTDATED | 1 |
OVER-USED | 1 |
PASSED BY | 1 |
PAST HISTORY | 1 |
PAST SAVING | 1 |
PHOOEY | 1 |
PRETTY OLD | 1 |
PULL OFF THEM OLD SOCKS | 1 |
REALLY BAD | 1 |
REHASHED | 1 |
SAME OLD STORIES | 1 |
SAME OLD TALES | 1 |
SILLY | 1 |
SMELL | 1 |
SMELLS | 1 |
SO CORNY | 1 |
SO CORNY THEY GOT SILK | 1 |
SO DRY | 1 |
SO OLD IT HAS HAIR ON IT | 1 |
SO OLD IT HAS WHISKERS | 1 |
SO OLD IT WEARS WHISKERS | 1 |
SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS ON IT | 1 |
SO OLD IT’S MOLDY | 1 |
SO OLD THAT IT WAS ON CRUTCHES WHEN ADAM WORE KILTS | 1 |
SO OLD THAT THEY CRACKLE | 1 |
SO OLD THE MOTHS GOT IN THEM | 1 |
SO OLD THEY ARE SPOILED | 1 |
SO OLD THEY GOT BEARDS | 1 |
SO OLD THEY GOT HAIR ON | 1 |
SO OLD THEY GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
SO OLD THEY HAD WHISKERS | 1 |
SO OLD THEY HAVE MOLD ON THEM | 1 |
SO OLD THEY SMELL | 1 |
SO OLD THEY’RE ROTTEN | 1 |
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT BEARDS ON THEM | 1 |
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT CHIN-WHISKERS | 1 |
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
SOGGY | 1 |
STINKING | 1 |
STINKY | 1 |
THAT ONE HAS WHISKERS ON IT | 1 |
THAT’S SO OLD IT STINKS | 1 |
THEY ALL HAVE LIMU | 1 |
THEY ALL HAVE WHISKERS | 1 |
THEY ALL WEAR WHISKERS | 1 |
THEY FELL FLAT | 1 |
THEY GOT HAIR GROWING ON THEM | 1 |
THEY SMELL | 1 |
THEY’RE SO OLD THEY’RE OLD | 1 |
THING OF THE PAST | 1 |
TOO FAR IN THE PAST | 1 |
TOO OLD TO BE FUNNY | 1 |
UNINTERESTING | 1 |
USED TO WAS | 1 |
WARMED OVER | 1 |
WASHOUT | 1 |
WASTE AWAY | 1 |
WHISKERS | 1 |
WITH WHISKERS | 1 |
WON’T HOLD WATER ANY MORE | 1 |
WORKED TO DEATH | 1 |
WORTHLESS | 1 |