FF21a

A joke that is so old it doesn’t seem funny any more: “His jokes are all ________.”

STALE 323
CORNY 123
WORN OUT 63
CHESTNUTS 58
OLDER THAN THE HILLS 51
OLD AS THE HILLS 40
NR 35
OLD 34
ANCIENT 33
WORE OUT 26
DEAD 25
PASSE 24
MOTH-EATEN 18
FLAT 16
OLD AS METHUSELAH 16
DATED 15
OUT OF DATE 15
WASHED UP 15
DULL 14
DRY 13
HAS-BEENS 13
DUDS 11
OLD HAT 10
HAVE WHISKERS 9
OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE 9
ROTTEN 9
STINK 9
ANTIQUE 8
CRUMMY 8
WASHED OUT 8
LOUSY 6
TOO OLD 6
AS OLD AS THE HILLS 5
HAIRY 5
OUT DATED 5
PLAYED OUT 5
WHISKERY 5
BORING 4
DRIED UP 4
HOARY 4
MOLDY 4
OLD CHESTNUTS 4
RUSTY 4
SO OLD THEY HAVE WHISKERS 4
TIRED 4
TRITE 4
ANTIQUATED 3
DRAB 3
HAVE WHISKERS ON THEM 3
OLD FASHIONED 3
OLD STUFF 3
OLD-TIMEY 3
OUT OF STYLE 3
RUN OUT 3
SECOND HAND 3
SHOPWORN 3
STAGNANT 3
STINKS 3
COVERED WITH MOSS 2
GOT HAIR ON THEM 2
GOT WHISKERS 2
GROWING WHISKERS 2
HAS WHISKERS ON IT 2
JOE MILLERS 2
MOSSY 2
OBSOLETE 2
OLD AS JOB’S TURKEY 2
OLD ENOUGH TO WALK 2
OLD TIMERS 2
OLDIES 2
OVER THE HILL 2
RUN IN THE GROUND 2
SAD 2
SO OLD 2
SO OLD IT STINKS 2
SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS 2
SO OLD THEY STINK 2
SOUR 2
STOLE 2
THREADBARE 2
TOLD TOO MANY TIMES 2
USED UP 2
WET 2
WHISKERED 2
“IF HE WANTED TO PULL SOMETHING OLD, WHY DIDN’T HE TAKE OFF HIS SOCKS” 1
“TWICE TOLD TALES, THESE” 1
ADULT 1
AIN’T NO GOOD NO MORE 1
AN OLD SAW 1
ANCIENT AGE 1
ANTIQUES 1
AS FUNNY AS A CRUTCH 1
AS OLD AS KISE 1
AS OLD AS MY GRANDFATHER 1
AS OLD AS THE MOON 1
BALONEY 1
BEEN TOLD TOO MANY TIMES 1
BEHIND THE TIMES 1
BEWHISKERED 1
BORE 1
BROMIDE 1
CAME IN WITH THE ARK 1
CAME OVER IN THE MAYFLOWER 1
CAPTAIN BILLY’S WHIZ BANG 1
CIVIL WAR 1
CLICHE 1
CLICHE KID 1
CORN 1
COUNTED OUT 1
CRAPPY 1
DEAD DUCKS 1
DEAD’S A MACKEREL 1
DILAPIDATED 1
DISCARDED 1
DISGUSTING 1
DOWNRIGHT SILLY 1
DRY AS A BONE 1
DRY-BACK 1
FADED OUT 1
FAILURES 1
FALL FLAT 1
FARMER JOKE 1
FELL FLAT 1
FLOPS 1
FLUBS 1
FROM THE YEAR ONE 1
GEORGE WASHINGTON TOLD IT TO MARTHA 1
GORGED OUT 1
GOT COBWEBS ON THEM 1
GOT MOSS ON THEM 1
GOT MOTHS ON THEM 1
GOT WHISKERS ON 1
GRAMPAW JOKES 1
GRAY-BEARDED 1
GRAY-HAIRED 1
GROANERS 1
GROWING BEARDS 1
HAD WHISKERS 1
HAD WHISKERS ON THEM 1
HAVE A BEARD 1
HAVE A BEARD ON THEM 1
HAVE LIBERTY BELL RHYTHM 1
HAYSEEDS 1
HE CERTAINLY WORE THAT ONE OUT 1
HOARY WITH AGE 1
HUMBUG 1
HUNDRED YEARS OLD 1
JUST ANOTHER DEAD HORSE 1
LAID AN EGG 1
LEACHED OUT 1
LIKE A LEAD BALLOON 1
LOST THEIR PUNCH 1
MILDEWED 1
MOSS-BACKED 1
MOSS-BACKS 1
MUSTY 1
MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD THAT ONE 1
NO FUN 1
NO GOOD 1
NOT FUNNY 1
NOT INTERESTING 1
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THEM 1
OLD AND MOLDED 1
OLD AND UNFUNNY 1
OLD AS A COON’S AGE 1
OLD AS JERUSALEM 1
OLD AS JOB 1
OLD AS METHUSALEM 1
OLD AS MY UNDERWEAR 1
OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE COME OUT OF THE ARK 1
OLD GAGS 1
OLD GUMDROPS 1
OLD OR DEAD 1
OLD STALE JOKES 1
OLD STORY 1
OLD TIMES 1
OLD TO ME 1
OLD TURKEYS 1
OLDER THAN JOB’S TURKEY 1
OLDER THAN LINCOLN 1
OLDER THAN METHUSELAH 1
OLDY MOLDIES 1
ONE YOUR GRANDAD TOLD 1
OUT OF THE ARK 1
OUTDATED 1
OVER-USED 1
PASSED BY 1
PAST HISTORY 1
PAST SAVING 1
PHOOEY 1
PRETTY OLD 1
PULL OFF THEM OLD SOCKS 1
REALLY BAD 1
REHASHED 1
SAME OLD STORIES 1
SAME OLD TALES 1
SILLY 1
SMELL 1
SMELLS 1
SO CORNY 1
SO CORNY THEY GOT SILK 1
SO DRY 1
SO OLD IT HAS HAIR ON IT 1
SO OLD IT HAS WHISKERS 1
SO OLD IT WEARS WHISKERS 1
SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS ON IT 1
SO OLD IT’S MOLDY 1
SO OLD THAT IT WAS ON CRUTCHES WHEN ADAM WORE KILTS 1
SO OLD THAT THEY CRACKLE 1
SO OLD THE MOTHS GOT IN THEM 1
SO OLD THEY ARE SPOILED 1
SO OLD THEY GOT BEARDS 1
SO OLD THEY GOT HAIR ON 1
SO OLD THEY GOT WHISKERS 1
SO OLD THEY HAD WHISKERS 1
SO OLD THEY HAVE MOLD ON THEM 1
SO OLD THEY SMELL 1
SO OLD THEY’RE ROTTEN 1
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT BEARDS ON THEM 1
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT CHIN-WHISKERS 1
SO OLD THEY’VE GOT WHISKERS 1
SOGGY 1
STINKING 1
STINKY 1
THAT ONE HAS WHISKERS ON IT 1
THAT’S SO OLD IT STINKS 1
THEY ALL HAVE LIMU 1
THEY ALL HAVE WHISKERS 1
THEY ALL WEAR WHISKERS 1
THEY FELL FLAT 1
THEY GOT HAIR GROWING ON THEM 1
THEY SMELL 1
THEY’RE SO OLD THEY’RE OLD 1
THING OF THE PAST 1
TOO FAR IN THE PAST 1
TOO OLD TO BE FUNNY 1
UNINTERESTING 1
USED TO WAS 1
WARMED OVER 1
WASHOUT 1
WASTE AWAY 1
WHISKERS 1
WITH WHISKERS 1
WON’T HOLD WATER ANY MORE 1
WORKED TO DEATH 1
WORTHLESS 1