FF21a
A joke that is so old it doesn’t seem funny any more: “His jokes are all ________.”
| STALE | 323 |
| CORNY | 123 |
| WORN OUT | 63 |
| CHESTNUTS | 58 |
| OLDER THAN THE HILLS | 51 |
| OLD AS THE HILLS | 40 |
| NR | 35 |
| OLD | 34 |
| ANCIENT | 33 |
| WORE OUT | 26 |
| DEAD | 25 |
| PASSE | 24 |
| MOTH-EATEN | 18 |
| FLAT | 16 |
| OLD AS METHUSELAH | 16 |
| DATED | 15 |
| OUT OF DATE | 15 |
| WASHED UP | 15 |
| DULL | 14 |
| DRY | 13 |
| HAS-BEENS | 13 |
| DUDS | 11 |
| OLD HAT | 10 |
| HAVE WHISKERS | 9 |
| OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE | 9 |
| ROTTEN | 9 |
| STINK | 9 |
| ANTIQUE | 8 |
| CRUMMY | 8 |
| WASHED OUT | 8 |
| LOUSY | 6 |
| TOO OLD | 6 |
| AS OLD AS THE HILLS | 5 |
| HAIRY | 5 |
| OUT DATED | 5 |
| PLAYED OUT | 5 |
| WHISKERY | 5 |
| BORING | 4 |
| DRIED UP | 4 |
| HOARY | 4 |
| MOLDY | 4 |
| OLD CHESTNUTS | 4 |
| RUSTY | 4 |
| SO OLD THEY HAVE WHISKERS | 4 |
| TIRED | 4 |
| TRITE | 4 |
| ANTIQUATED | 3 |
| DRAB | 3 |
| HAVE WHISKERS ON THEM | 3 |
| OLD FASHIONED | 3 |
| OLD STUFF | 3 |
| OLD-TIMEY | 3 |
| OUT OF STYLE | 3 |
| RUN OUT | 3 |
| SECOND HAND | 3 |
| SHOPWORN | 3 |
| STAGNANT | 3 |
| STINKS | 3 |
| COVERED WITH MOSS | 2 |
| GOT HAIR ON THEM | 2 |
| GOT WHISKERS | 2 |
| GROWING WHISKERS | 2 |
| HAS WHISKERS ON IT | 2 |
| JOE MILLERS | 2 |
| MOSSY | 2 |
| OBSOLETE | 2 |
| OLD AS JOB’S TURKEY | 2 |
| OLD ENOUGH TO WALK | 2 |
| OLD TIMERS | 2 |
| OLDIES | 2 |
| OVER THE HILL | 2 |
| RUN IN THE GROUND | 2 |
| SAD | 2 |
| SO OLD | 2 |
| SO OLD IT STINKS | 2 |
| SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS | 2 |
| SO OLD THEY STINK | 2 |
| SOUR | 2 |
| STOLE | 2 |
| THREADBARE | 2 |
| TOLD TOO MANY TIMES | 2 |
| USED UP | 2 |
| WET | 2 |
| WHISKERED | 2 |
| “IF HE WANTED TO PULL SOMETHING OLD, WHY DIDN’T HE TAKE OFF HIS SOCKS” | 1 |
| “TWICE TOLD TALES, THESE” | 1 |
| ADULT | 1 |
| AIN’T NO GOOD NO MORE | 1 |
| AN OLD SAW | 1 |
| ANCIENT AGE | 1 |
| ANTIQUES | 1 |
| AS FUNNY AS A CRUTCH | 1 |
| AS OLD AS KISE | 1 |
| AS OLD AS MY GRANDFATHER | 1 |
| AS OLD AS THE MOON | 1 |
| BALONEY | 1 |
| BEEN TOLD TOO MANY TIMES | 1 |
| BEHIND THE TIMES | 1 |
| BEWHISKERED | 1 |
| BORE | 1 |
| BROMIDE | 1 |
| CAME IN WITH THE ARK | 1 |
| CAME OVER IN THE MAYFLOWER | 1 |
| CAPTAIN BILLY’S WHIZ BANG | 1 |
| CIVIL WAR | 1 |
| CLICHE | 1 |
| CLICHE KID | 1 |
| CORN | 1 |
| COUNTED OUT | 1 |
| CRAPPY | 1 |
| DEAD DUCKS | 1 |
| DEAD’S A MACKEREL | 1 |
| DILAPIDATED | 1 |
| DISCARDED | 1 |
| DISGUSTING | 1 |
| DOWNRIGHT SILLY | 1 |
| DRY AS A BONE | 1 |
| DRY-BACK | 1 |
| FADED OUT | 1 |
| FAILURES | 1 |
| FALL FLAT | 1 |
| FARMER JOKE | 1 |
| FELL FLAT | 1 |
| FLOPS | 1 |
| FLUBS | 1 |
| FROM THE YEAR ONE | 1 |
| GEORGE WASHINGTON TOLD IT TO MARTHA | 1 |
| GORGED OUT | 1 |
| GOT COBWEBS ON THEM | 1 |
| GOT MOSS ON THEM | 1 |
| GOT MOTHS ON THEM | 1 |
| GOT WHISKERS ON | 1 |
| GRAMPAW JOKES | 1 |
| GRAY-BEARDED | 1 |
| GRAY-HAIRED | 1 |
| GROANERS | 1 |
| GROWING BEARDS | 1 |
| HAD WHISKERS | 1 |
| HAD WHISKERS ON THEM | 1 |
| HAVE A BEARD | 1 |
| HAVE A BEARD ON THEM | 1 |
| HAVE LIBERTY BELL RHYTHM | 1 |
| HAYSEEDS | 1 |
| HE CERTAINLY WORE THAT ONE OUT | 1 |
| HOARY WITH AGE | 1 |
| HUMBUG | 1 |
| HUNDRED YEARS OLD | 1 |
| JUST ANOTHER DEAD HORSE | 1 |
| LAID AN EGG | 1 |
| LEACHED OUT | 1 |
| LIKE A LEAD BALLOON | 1 |
| LOST THEIR PUNCH | 1 |
| MILDEWED | 1 |
| MOSS-BACKED | 1 |
| MOSS-BACKS | 1 |
| MUSTY | 1 |
| MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD THAT ONE | 1 |
| NO FUN | 1 |
| NO GOOD | 1 |
| NOT FUNNY | 1 |
| NOT INTERESTING | 1 |
| NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THEM | 1 |
| OLD AND MOLDED | 1 |
| OLD AND UNFUNNY | 1 |
| OLD AS A COON’S AGE | 1 |
| OLD AS JERUSALEM | 1 |
| OLD AS JOB | 1 |
| OLD AS METHUSALEM | 1 |
| OLD AS MY UNDERWEAR | 1 |
| OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE COME OUT OF THE ARK | 1 |
| OLD GAGS | 1 |
| OLD GUMDROPS | 1 |
| OLD OR DEAD | 1 |
| OLD STALE JOKES | 1 |
| OLD STORY | 1 |
| OLD TIMES | 1 |
| OLD TO ME | 1 |
| OLD TURKEYS | 1 |
| OLDER THAN JOB’S TURKEY | 1 |
| OLDER THAN LINCOLN | 1 |
| OLDER THAN METHUSELAH | 1 |
| OLDY MOLDIES | 1 |
| ONE YOUR GRANDAD TOLD | 1 |
| OUT OF THE ARK | 1 |
| OUTDATED | 1 |
| OVER-USED | 1 |
| PASSED BY | 1 |
| PAST HISTORY | 1 |
| PAST SAVING | 1 |
| PHOOEY | 1 |
| PRETTY OLD | 1 |
| PULL OFF THEM OLD SOCKS | 1 |
| REALLY BAD | 1 |
| REHASHED | 1 |
| SAME OLD STORIES | 1 |
| SAME OLD TALES | 1 |
| SILLY | 1 |
| SMELL | 1 |
| SMELLS | 1 |
| SO CORNY | 1 |
| SO CORNY THEY GOT SILK | 1 |
| SO DRY | 1 |
| SO OLD IT HAS HAIR ON IT | 1 |
| SO OLD IT HAS WHISKERS | 1 |
| SO OLD IT WEARS WHISKERS | 1 |
| SO OLD IT’S GOT WHISKERS ON IT | 1 |
| SO OLD IT’S MOLDY | 1 |
| SO OLD THAT IT WAS ON CRUTCHES WHEN ADAM WORE KILTS | 1 |
| SO OLD THAT THEY CRACKLE | 1 |
| SO OLD THE MOTHS GOT IN THEM | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY ARE SPOILED | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY GOT BEARDS | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY GOT HAIR ON | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY HAD WHISKERS | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY HAVE MOLD ON THEM | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY SMELL | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY’RE ROTTEN | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY’VE GOT BEARDS ON THEM | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY’VE GOT CHIN-WHISKERS | 1 |
| SO OLD THEY’VE GOT WHISKERS | 1 |
| SOGGY | 1 |
| STINKING | 1 |
| STINKY | 1 |
| THAT ONE HAS WHISKERS ON IT | 1 |
| THAT’S SO OLD IT STINKS | 1 |
| THEY ALL HAVE LIMU | 1 |
| THEY ALL HAVE WHISKERS | 1 |
| THEY ALL WEAR WHISKERS | 1 |
| THEY FELL FLAT | 1 |
| THEY GOT HAIR GROWING ON THEM | 1 |
| THEY SMELL | 1 |
| THEY’RE SO OLD THEY’RE OLD | 1 |
| THING OF THE PAST | 1 |
| TOO FAR IN THE PAST | 1 |
| TOO OLD TO BE FUNNY | 1 |
| UNINTERESTING | 1 |
| USED TO WAS | 1 |
| WARMED OVER | 1 |
| WASHOUT | 1 |
| WASTE AWAY | 1 |
| WHISKERS | 1 |
| WITH WHISKERS | 1 |
| WON’T HOLD WATER ANY MORE | 1 |
| WORKED TO DEATH | 1 |
| WORTHLESS | 1 |