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Sayings to warn a man that his trouser-fly is open:

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Clothing, Men's and Women's
Sayings to warn a man that his trouser-fly is open:
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BARN DOOR OPEN
YOU'RE UNZIPPED
BARN DOOR'S OPEN
ZIP UP
YOUR FLY IS OPEN
ZIP 'ER UP
ONE O'CLOCK
ONE O'CLOCK AT THE BUTTON FACTORY
IT'S ONE O'CLOCK
BUTTON UP
FLY'S OPEN
YOUR ZIPPER'S OPEN
YOUR FLY'S OPEN
YOUR ZIPPER'S DOWN
ZIPPER'S DOWN
STABLE DOOR IS OPEN
ZIP YOUR PANTS
ZIPPER'S OPEN
IT'S TWO O'CLOCK
PULL UP YOUR ZIPPER
STABLE DOOR'S OPEN
YOU'RE UNBUTTONED
ZIP
CLOSE THE BARN DOOR
GATE'S OPEN
IS YOUR FINGER SORE
X-Y-Z
YOUR BARN DOOR'S OPEN
ZIP UP YOUR PANTS
ZIPPER
BARN DOOR IS OPEN
BETTER ZIP UP
BOMBBAY'S OPEN
COW BARN'S OPEN
DOOR'S OPEN
FLY TIME
GARAGE DOOR IS OPEN
TWO O'CLOCK
WHAT DO BIRDS DO
YOUR PANTS ARE UNZIPPED
ZIP 'EM UP
ZIP IT UP
ARE YOU ADVERTISING
ARE YOUR FINGERS SORE
BARN DOOR
BETTER BUTTON UP
BUTTON YOUR PANTS
FASTEN YOUR PANTS
FLAG'S AT HALF-MAST
FLY IS OPEN
FLYING LOW
FRONT DOOR'S OPEN
GAPPIN'
HORSE IS GOING TO GET OUT
HORSE'LL GET OUT
ICE BOX IS OPEN
JUST TELL HIM
LOCK THE BARN DOOR
SHUT THE BARN OR YOUR COLT'LL GET OUT
TRAP DOOR OPEN
WATCH YOUR ZIPPER
YOU FORGOT TO ZIP
YOU'LL CATCH COLD
YOUR DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR HORSE IS GOING TO GET AWAY
YOUR PANTS IS UNZIPPED
YOU'RE ADVERTISING
YOU'RE EXPOSED
YOU'RE OPEN IN FRONT
YOU'RE UNZIPPERED
ZIPPER'S UNDONE
AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET OUT
AT HALF MAST
BARN DOOR OPEN AND THE OWLS ARE COMING OUT
BARN DOOR OPEN, HORSE MIGHT GET OUT
BARN DOOR OPEN, HORSE'LL COME OUT
BARN DOOR OPEN, THE HORSE MIGHT GET OUT
BARN GATE'S OPEN
BE CAREFUL OR YOUR HORSE WILL GET OUT
BETTER BAR THE DOOR
BETTER BUTTON YOUR PANTS
BETTER CLOSE THE BARN DOOR
BETTER FASTEN YOUR BRITCHES
BETTER LOCK THE BARN DOOR
BETTER LOOK DOWN FRONT
BETTER ZIP THEM UP
BUDDY, YOU'RE COMIN' APART
BUTTON THE BARN DOOR
BUTTON THEM UP
BUTTON UP YOUR BARN DOOR
BUTTON UP YOUR PANTS, YOUR HORSE WILL GET OUT OF THE STABLE
BUTTON YOUR BRITCHES
BUTTON YOUR BRITCHES, MAN
BUTTONS ARE OPEN
BUTTON'S OFF
BUTTONS WERE SHOWING
BUTTON-UP, KID
CHECK YOUR DRESSING
CHECK YOUR ZIPPER
CHECK YOURSELF
CLEAR THROAT
CLOSE THE DOOR
CLOSE THE GAP
CLOSE YOUR BARN DOOR BEFORE THE HORSE GETS OUT
COW CAN'T GET OUT IF IT CAN'T GET UP
COW'S COMING OUT
COWS GOT OUT
COW'S OUT THE STALL
CUCKOO CLOCK IS WORKING
DAMN GOOD THING THERE ISN'T A CROW AROUND
DAMPER'S DOWN
DIME ON THE COUNTER
DO YOU WANT THAT ZIPPER
DOG IS GONNA GET OUT
DON'T ADVERTISE
DON'T BRAG
DON'T LET NOTHING JUMP OUT ON YOU
DON'T YOU FEEL A LITTLE AIRY
DOOR IS OPEN
DOOR OPEN
EXAMINE YOUR ZIPPER
FASTEN UP YOUR ZIPPER
FEEL A DRAFT?
FIX IT
FLY IS SHOWING
FLY TRAP'S OPEN
FLY TROUBLE
FLYIN' LOW
FLY'S UNZIPPED
FORGOT SOMETHING
FRONT DOOR OPEN
FRONT PART WAS OPEN
GAPOSIS
GIVE HER A ZIP
GO CHECK YOUR PANTS
GO ZIP YOUR TROUSERS
GOING TO CATCH COLD
GOT A HOLE OPEN
GOT GAPOSIS
GUESS YOU NEVER MISS ANY CHANCES
HALF-MAST
HELLO, BILLIE
HE'S UNZIPPED
HEY, YOUR ZIPPER
HEY, ZIP
HIS FLIES ARE OPEN
HOG'S OUT THE PEN
HORSE BARN'S OPEN
HORSE 'BOUT TO COME OUT THE STABLE
HORSE FIXIN' TO GET OUT
HORSE GETTING OUT OF THE BARN
HORSE IS ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE BARN
HORSE IS COMING OUT OF THE BARN
HORSE IS GONNA GET AWAY
HORSE IS GONNA GET OUT
HORSE IS OUT OF THE BARN
HORSE MIGHT GET OUT
HOT DOG STAND IS OPEN
I SEE A FUNNY FACE
ICE BOX OPEN
I'D KEEP POINTING AT HIM
IF YOU'RE NOT USING THAT ZIPPER, I'LL TAKE IT
IS YOUR ZIPPER BROKEN
ISN'T YOUR ZIPPER WORKING
IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK
IT'S ONE O'CLOCK CLOSE-UP
IT'S ONE O'CLOCK IN PETERSBURG
IT'S ONE O'CLOCK OR IT'S TWO O'CLOCK
IT'S THREE O'CLOCK
IT'S TIME TO GO GET THE SHEARS
JOHNNY'S ABOUT TO SHOW
JOHNNY'S OUT
JUST TELL HIM HIS FLY'S OPEN
JUST TELL HIM IT'S OPEN
KING'S HORSES, KING'S HORSES
KNOCKIN' ON THE DOOR
LEFT YOUR MULE STABLE OPEN
LET IT ALL HANG OUT
LOCK THE BARN DOOR BEFORE THE HORSE GETS AWAY
LOOK
LOOK DOWN
LOOK OUT, THE DOOR'S OPEN
LOOKS LIKE HALF PAST THREE
MAN ON BASE
MISTER, THE ROAD IS OPEN TO JERUSALEM
MULE'S ABOUT TO GET OUT
MULE'S LIABLE TO GET OUT
NEW OPENING
ONE O'CLOCK AT THE ZIPPER FACTORY
ONE O'CLOCK IN THE BUTTON FACTORY
ONE O'CLOCK IN WATERTOWN
OPEN BARN DOOR
OPEN FOR BUSINESS
OPEN HOUSE
PACKET HOLE IS OPEN
PANTS IS OPEN
PAPA, IT'S SIX O'CLOCK
PAYS TO ADVERTISE
PEEK-A-BOO
PETERSBURG
PLACKET HOLE OPEN
POST OFFICE IS OPEN
PULL UP THE HATCH
PULL YOUR ZIPPER
PULL YOUR ZIPPER UP
PUMP HOUSE IS OPEN
PUT IT UP
PUT YOUR ZIPPER UP
SHUT THE BARN DOOR OR THE SHEEP WILL GET OUT
SHUT THE BARN OR YOUR COLT WILL GET OUT
SHUT YOUR BARN DOOR
SHUT YOUR FLY
SOMETHING O'CLOCK AT THE BUTTON FACTORY
SOMETHING'S SHOWING
STABLE DOOR OPEN
TAKE CARE OF YOUR ZIPPER
TAKING PICTURES
TELL HIM
TELL HIM PLAINLY
TELL HIM STRAIGHT OUT
THERE'S A DRAFT
THERE'S A LETTER IN THE POST OFFICE
THEY'RE SLIPPING
TIME OUT FOR ZIP-UP
TIME TO SHUT THE BARN DOOR
TRAP DOOR'S OPEN
TRAP'S OPEN
WATERWORKS SHOWING
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? HANG TROWL
WHAT DO BIRDS OR AIRPLANES DO
WHAT DO THE AIRPLANES DO
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOUR FINGER SORE
WHICH WOMAN UNZIPPED IT
YOU BETTER CHECK, YOUR BRITCHES ARE UNZIPPED
YOU BETTER FASTEN YOUR BRITCHES, IT'S ABOUT TO GET OUT
YOU BETTER FASTEN YOUR ZIPPER
YOU BETTER LOCK THE BARN DOOR BEFORE THE HORSE GETS OUT
YOU BETTER ZIP
YOU BETTER ZIP UP
YOU 'BOUT TO SHOW SOMETHING
YOU DIDN'T BUTTON YOUR PANTS
YOU DIDN'T ZIP
YOU FORGOT
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING
YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR
YOU FORGOT TO FINISH THE JOB
YOU FORGOT TO ZIP 'ER
YOU FORGOT TO ZIP UP
YOU FORGOT TO ZIP YOUR FLY
YOU FORGOT YOUR ZIPPER
YOU GOT A OPEN FLY
YOU GOT A SORE FINGER
YOU HAVE A SPRING OPENING
YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR PANTS
YOU LEFT THE GATE OPEN
YOU MUST FEEL LIKE YOU OUGHTA BE READY
YOU NEED A ZIPPER
YOU NEED TO BUTTON UP
YOU NEED ZIPPING
YOU'D BETTER GO BACK AND START OVER AGAIN
YOU'D BETTER PULL UP YOUR ZIPPER, HADN'T YOU
YOU'D BETTER ZIP YOUR PANTS
YOU'LL LOSE YOUR HORSE
YOUR BARN DOOR IS OPEN
YOUR BARN DOOR'S SHOWING
YOUR BARN'S OPEN
YOUR COWS AND HORSES'LL GET OUT
YOUR DOG IS GONNA GET OUT
YOUR ENDGATE'S OPEN
YOUR FLAP IS OPEN
YOUR FLAP'S FLYING
YOUR FLY FRONT IS OPEN
YOUR FLY FRONT'S OPEN
YOUR FLY IS OPEN, KID
YOUR FLY TRAP IS OPEN
YOUR FLY'S DOWN
YOUR FLY'S UNDONE
YOUR FLY'S UNLEASHED
YOUR FRONT DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR GAP'S OPEN
YOUR GARAGE DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR HORSE HAS COME OUT
YOUR HORSE IS A GONNA JUMP OUTA THE STABLE
YOUR HORSE IS ABOUT TO GET OUT
YOUR HORSE IS BOUND TO GET OUT
YOUR HORSE IS COMIN' OUT
YOUR HORSE IS COMING OUT
YOUR HORSE IS GONNA GET OUT
YOUR HORSE WILL GET OUT
YOUR HORSE'LL BE OUT OF THE STABLE IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT
YOUR HORSES ARE JUMPING OUT
YOUR PANTS NEED FASTENING
YOUR PANTS'S OPEN
YOUR PLACKET HOLE IS OPEN
YOUR PLACKET'S OPEN
YOUR PLACKET'S UNZIPPED
YOUR STABLE DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR STABLE IS OPEN
YOUR TELEVISION SET IS ON
YOUR TRAP DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR TROUSERS ARE NOT FASTENED
YOUR TROUSERS ARE UNFASTENED
YOUR WINDOW'S OPEN
YOUR ZIPPER
YOUR ZIPPER'S OUT
YOUR ZIPPER'S SLIPPED
YOUR ZIPPER'S UNDONE
YOUR ZIPPER'S UNFASTENED
YOUR ZIPPER'S UNZIPPED
YOUR ZIPPER'S ZIP
YOUR ZIP'S OPEN
YOU'RE AT HALF-MAST
YOU'RE COMING APART
YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE SOMETHING
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE SOMETHING
YOU'RE HANGING OUT
YOU'RE LOSING SOMETHING
YOU'RE NOT FULLY DRESSED
YOU'RE NOT ZIPPED
YOU'RE OPEN IN FRONT AGAIN
YOU'RE UNDONE
YOU'RE UNFASTENED
YOU'RE WIDE OPEN
YOU'VE FLIPPED YOUR ZIPPER
ZIP CODE
ZIP 'EM UP QUICK
ZIP HIS PANTS
ZIP IT
ZIP THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS
ZIP UP OR ELSE
ZIP YOUR PANTS IN FRONT
ZIP YOUR PANTS UP
ZIPPER AIN'T WORKING
ZIPPER IS OPEN
ZIPPER'S UNZIPPED
ZIPPER-ZIPPER
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