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Sayings to warn a man that his pants are torn or split:

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Clothing, Men's and Women's
Sayings to warn a man that his pants are torn or split:
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YOUR PANTS ARE TORN
JACK WHITE IS OUT OF JAIL
YOUR PANTS ARE SPLIT
THERE'S A LETTER IN THE POST OFFICE
YOUR PANTS ARE RIPPED
YOU'RE BURSTED OUT LIKE A LOCUST
YOU HAVE A RIP
YOUR ASS IS OUT
BARN DOOR'S OPEN
PANTS ARE RIPPED
DON'T BEND OVER
JUST TELL HIM
YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'RE COMING OUT
YOU'RE SHOWING
GOT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
THERE'S A LETTER IN THE POSTOFFICE
YOUR PANTS IS RIPPED
YOU'RE BUSTED OUT
YOU'RE COMING APART
YOU'RE PANTS ARE TORN
YOU'RE RIPPED
DO YOU FEEL A BREEZE
DON'T YOU FEEL A BREEZE
FEEL A DRAFT?
GOT A RIP
RIP
RIPPED
TELL HIM
YOU GOT A HOLE
YOU GOT A RIP IN YOUR PANTS
YOU RIPPED YOUR BRITCHES
YOUR ASS IS SHOWING
YOUR BRITCHES IS BUSTED
YOUR PANTS ARE BUSTED
YOUR PANTS IS BUSTED
YOUR UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING
YOU'RE BUSTING OUT ALL OVER
YOU'RE COMIN' OUT
YOU'RE COMING OUT AT THE SEAMS
YOU'RE POPPING OUT
YOU'RE RIPPING
YOU'RE SLIGHTLY EXPOSED
YOU'RE SPLIT
YOU'RE SPLIT OUT
YOU'RE SPLITTING
YOU'RE TORN
YOU'VE GOT A RIP
YOU'VE TORN YOUR PANTS
ZIPPER UP
ABOUT BUSTED OPEN
AGAIN
ARE YOU FEELIN' A BREEZE
ASS-END UPWARD
B.V.D.
BACKDOOR'S OPEN
BACKSIDE'S SHOWING
BARE BEHIND
BARN DOOR IS OPEN
BARN DOOR OPEN
BETTER TAKE A REEF IN YOUR SAIL
BLOWN THE SEAT
BOY, YOU BUSTED 'EM
BREAKING AT THE SEAMS
BRITCHES ARE RIPPED
BRITCHES ARE SPLIT
BRITCHES IS BUSTED
BROKE YOUR PANTS
BURSTING AT THE SEAMS
BUSTED OUT
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE WIND
CHECK YOUR PANTS
COMIN' OUT AT THE MIDDLE
COMING OUT TO PICK GRASS
DICKY, DICKY DOUBT, YOUR SHIRTTAIL'S OUT
DID YOU JUMP THE FENCE
DID YOU KILL THAT DOG
DO YOU FEEL A DRAFT
DO YOU HAVE A NEEDLE AND THREAD
DOG'S CAUGHT YOU
DON'T BEND
DON'T YOU FEEL A DRAFT
DRAFTY
DRAWERS ARE SHOWING
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HAVE YOUR PANTS SEWED UP
GESTURE
GET IN FRONT OF THE GLASS
GO CHECK YOUR PANTS
GO UP AND POKE HIM
GOT A DRAFT
GOT A HOLE
GOT A HOLE IN YOUR BRITCHES
GOT A HOLE THERE
GOT A RIP IN YOUR TROUSERS
GOT A SLIT
GOT A SLIT IN YOUR PANTS
GOT A SLIT UP THE BACK
GOT A TEAR IN YOUR PANTS
GOT AN OPENING
GOT OPEN SPACES
HAD AN ACCIDENT?
HAD BOBCAT FOR DINNER
HAS LIGHTNING STRUCK UP
HAVE A TEAR
HAVE YOU GOT YOUR COMING-OUT PANTS ON
HE BLEW IT OUT
HE'S GOT GAPOSIS
HE'S GOT HIS COMING-OUT PANTS ON
HE'S GOT MEAT SHOWING
HE'S TORE HIS BRITCHES
HEY BUD, YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR BRITCHES
HEY, YOU'RE SHOWING
HOLE IN THE BRITCHES
I CAN SEE DAYLIGHT
I SEE A CRACK
I SEE DAYLIGHT
I SEE YOUR BARE BEHIND
I SEE YOUR MEAT
I SEE YOU'RE A LITTLE BEHIND
I SEE YOU'VE GOT AIR CONDITIONING
I SEE YOU'VE GOT AN EXTRA FLY
IN THE BACK IS BLIND
IT'S A RIP
IT'S AIR CONDITIONED ON THAT SIDE
IT'S DRAFTY
IT'S LOCUST YEAR
IT'S ONE O'CLOCK
IT'S SNOWING DOWN SOUTH
IT'S TWO O'CLOCK
JACK WHITE'S OUT OF JAIL
JUNE'S BUSTING OUT ALL OVER
JUST TELL HIM HIS PANTS ARE RIPPED
LETTER IN THE POSTOFFICE
LETTING DAYLIGHT IN
LOOK AROUND YOURSELF
LOOK AT YOUR BRITCHES
LOOK OUT
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAD A BLOWOUT
MAN, YOUR ASS IS OUT
MISTER, BACK UP BEFORE YOU TURN AROUND
PANTS ARE BUSTED
PANTS ARE TORN
PANTS NEED A PATCH ON THEM
PEEKABOO
PEEK-HOLE
PUKA PANTS
REAR END'S OUT THE AIR
RIP IN YOUR PANTS
RIPPED HIS PANTS
RIPPED YOUR BRITCHES
RIPS
SEAT OF YOUR PANTS IS BUSTED
SEE BEAR
SEE DAYLIGHT
SHAME
SHIRTTAIL'S SHOWING
SNAG SHOWING
SOMEONE'S THINKING OF YOU
SOMETHING'S SHOWING
SPLIT IN YOUR BRITCHES
SPLIT IN YOUR PANTS
TELL 'EM
THERE'S A CRACK SHOWING
THERE'S A DRAFT
THERE'S A SPLIT IN YOUR PANTS
THEY'RE BROKE
THEY'RE RIPPED (UP THE REAR)
THEY'RE TORN
THINGS ARE SHOWING
THINK YOU NEED SOME REPAIRS
TORN
WATCH OUT FOR THE DRAFT
WATCH YOUR CROTCH
WATCH YOURSELF
WINKLE-HAW
YOU BEEN EATIN' BEANS
YOU BEEN SIDE-SWIPED
YOU BENT OVER TOO FAR
YOU BETTER GO IN FOR REPAIRS
YOU BREAK YOUR BRITCHES
YOU BUST YOUR BRITCHES
YOU BUSTED 'EM
YOU BUSTED YOUR PANTS
YOU BUSTING OUT ALL OVER
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING
YOU GOT A BONNY HOLE
YOU GOT A BREEZE
YOU GOT A DRAFT
YOU GOT A HOLE IN THE ASS OF YOUR PANTS
YOU GOT A SPLIT
YOU GOT A WINDOW OPEN THERE
YOU GOT EXTRA VENTILATION
YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT
YOU HAVE A DRAFT
YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR BRITCHES
YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
YOU HAVE A SLIT IN YOUR PANTS
YOU MUST HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH
YOU NEED A WIFE
YOU NEED SOME WORK ON YOUR PANTS
YOU NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE REPAIR WORK DONE
YOU RENTED YOUR TROUSERS
YOU RIPPED YOUR PANTS
YOU SLIDING OUT
YOU SNAGGED YOUR PANTS
YOU SPLIT YOUR BRITCHES
YOU SPLIT YOUR CROTCH
YOU SPLIT YOUR SEAMS
YOU SURE GOT A RIP
YOU TORE YOUR PANTS
YOU'D BETTER CHECK YOUR DRESSING
YOU'D BETTER NOT BEND OVER
YOU'D BETTER NOT STOOP OVER
YOUR BACK DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR BARN DOOR IS OPEN
YOUR BARN DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR BOTTOM'S OUT
YOUR BRITCHES ARE BUSTED
YOUR BRITCHES ARE RIPPED
YOUR BRITCHES ARE SPLIT
YOUR BRITCHES ARE TORE
YOUR BRITCHES ARE TORN
YOUR BRITCHES IS SPLIT
YOUR BRITCHES IS TORN
YOUR DOOR'S OPEN
YOUR FLY'S UNDONE
YOUR LITTLE BEHIND'S A-SHOWING
YOUR MEAT'S A-SHOWIN'
YOUR MEAT'S SHOWING
YOUR PANTS ARE OPEN
YOUR PANTS ARE SLIT
YOUR PANTS ARE TORE
YOUR PANTS IS SPLIT
YOUR PANTS IS TORE
YOUR PANTS IS TORN
YOUR PANTS SNAGGED
YOUR SEAM'S RIPPED
YOUR SEAT'S HANGING OUT
YOUR SEAT'S OUT
YOUR SEAT'S SHOWING
YOUR SKIN'S SHOWING
YOUR TAIL'S SHOWING
YOUR TROUSERS ARE RIPPED
YOUR TROUSERS IS TORE
YOUR TROUSER'S SNAGGED
YOUR TROUSER'S TORE
YOU'RE BACKEND'S A-SHINING
YOU'RE BRITCHES IS BUST
YOU'RE BROKEN OUT
YOU'RE BURSTED OUT
YOU'RE BURSTIN' AT THE SEAMS
YOU'RE BUSTED
YOU'RE BUSTIN' OUT ALL OVER
YOU'RE BUSTIN' OUT OF YOUR BRITCHES
YOU'RE COMIN' APART
YOU'RE COMIN' OUT RIGHT THERE
YOU'RE COMING APART AT THE SEAMS
YOU'RE COMING APART IN THE REAR
YOU'RE COMING APART THERE
YOU'RE COMING OUT OF YOUR PANTS
YOU'RE COMING THROUGH
YOU'RE FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS
YOU'RE FALLING OUT AT THE REAR
YOU'RE GETTING FRESH AIR
YOU'RE HAVING A COMING-OUT PARTY
YOU'RE IN A DRAFT
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR PANTS
YOU'RE NOT FULLY DRESSED
YOU'RE OPEN
YOU'RE OUT BEHIND
YOU'RE RIPPED UP THE BACK
YOU'RE SHOWING YOUR UNDIES
YOU'RE SLOPPY
YOU'RE SLOUCHY
YOU'RE SPLIT LIKE A LOCUST
YOU'RE SPLIT UP THE BACK
YOU'RE TAKING IN AIR
YOUR'RE COMING APART
YOU'VE GOT A AIR HOLE
YOU'VE GOT A BREAK
YOU'VE GOT A HOLE
YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE GOT A RIP IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE GOT A SLIT IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE GOT A SPLIT IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE GOT A TEAR IN YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE GOT A VENTILATION
YOU'VE HAD AN ACCIDENT
YOU'VE RIPPED YOUR PANTS
YOU'VE SPLIT THE SEAM
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