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Joking names for a branch railroad that is not very important or gives poor service:

Topic: 
Vehicles and Transportation
Joking names for a branch railroad that is not very important or gives poor service:
Response: 
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TOONERVILLE TROLLEY
MILK TRAIN
SPUR
JERKWATER
DINKY
DOODLEBUG
JERKWATER EXPRESS
BRANCH LINE
LOCAL
TOONERVILLE
MILK RUN
JERKWATER LINE
TRI-WEEKLY
BRANCH
JERK LINE
DINKY LINE
PUDDLE JUMPER
PEA VINE
SPUR LINE
SPUR TRACK
DINKY ROAD
NARROW GAUGE
PUNKIN VINE
BRANCH ROAD
GALLOPING GOOSE
NH
SLOW TRAIN
DONKEY LINE
HOODLEBUG
SHORT LINE
SIDING
SKUNK RAILROAD
SLOW DRAG
STUB LINE
TROLLEY
WHISTLE STOP
ACCOMMODATION
BOBTAIL
DUMMY
JERK ROAD
JERKWATER ROAD
JITNEY
JUNKY RAILROAD
MILK ROUTE
PEANUT
SLOW TRAIN THROUGH ARKANSAS
BENT ZIGZAG AND CROOKED
BRANCH RAILROAD
CATTLE CAR
CATTLE TRAIN
COMMUTER
CUCKLEBURR SPECIAL
D.S.S. AND A.
DICK AND WILLY
DINKY RAILROAD
DINKY TRACK
DOODLE
DUMMY LINE
FREIGHT TRAIN
G.O.P., GET OUT AND PUSH
GINNY ROAD
HAYWIRE LINE
JERKWATER OUTFIT
JERKWATER RAILROAD
L.E. AND W.
LEAVE EARLY AND WALK
O. AND N.W.
ONE-HORSE STOP
PLUG
PUMPKIN VINE
Q.A.P.
SHOO-FLY
SIDELINE
SKUNK LINE
SLOW TRAIN TO ARKANSAS
SMOKY JOE
STREAK OF RUST
STUB
THE DINKY
TOOTERVILLE TROLLEY
TRUNK LINE
TWO STREAKS OF RUST
A.D. AND N.
ABANDONED RAIL
ALL DAY AND NIGHT
ARKANSAS TRAVELER
BAD RAILROAD
BAD TRACK
BAYFIELD SCOOT
BOUNCE 'EM OUT
BUCKBERRY ROAD
BUDD CAR
BUDD LINER
BURRO TRAIN
BUTTHEAD
BY-PASS
C.AND N.W.
C.B. AND C.
CALLOMINE FLYER
CANNONBALL
CANNONBALL LIMITED
CAN'T AND NEVER WILL
CAT CLAW AND UNDERBRUSH
CATTLE BRANCH
CHICKENBONE SPECIAL
COPPER DIGIT
CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE
COW-PATH STOP
CRACKER
CROOKED AND WEEDY
CUSS AND WAIT
CUT BUMP AND CURSE
D. AND H.
D.L. AND W.
D.T. AND I.
DAMN SLOW SERVICE AND AGONY
DEAD END
DEAD ROAD
DELAY AND LINGER
DELAY LINGER AND WAIT
DEPOT
DINKY EXPRESS
DIRTY AND VERY POOR
DRINKWATER
FEEDER LINES
FEEDER ROADS
FERDY FLYER
FIDO
FLAG-STOP
FLYER
GALLBERRY R.R.
GALLOPING GERTIE
GAS RUN
GEE WHIZ
GET OUT AND PUSH
GOO-GOO TRACK
GOOSE
GRAPE VINE
GREASE THE PLOW
GREAT MISTAKE
GULLY JUMPER
GUT-MASHER
HALF-ASS RAILROAD
HARROW TRACK
HAYWIRE
HAYWIRE ROAD
HEMLOCK SPECIAL
HICK
HICK LINE
HICK RAILROAD
HICK STOP
HINKY DINKY
HO-JACK
HONKY TONK
HOOT HOOT AND WHISTLE
HOOT TOOT AND WHISTLE
HOOTERVILLE
HOOTERVILLE TROLLEY
HUCKLEBERRY
HUCKLEBERRY LINE
HUCKLEBERRY TRAIN
HUFF-AND-PUFF
HUMP BUMP AND THUMP
INDEPENDENT SHORT LINE
IRON STEED
JACKLEG ROAD
JERK RAILROAD
JERKWATER TRAIN
JERKY-TRAIN
JERSEYS
JUICE LINE
JUNCTION
JUNK LINE
JUNK RAILROAD
KATYDID
L. AND T.
LEAKY ROAD
LITTLE DINKY LINE
LITTLE DINKY SIDE LINE
LITTLE DINKY TRACK
LITTLE OLD AND SLOW
LITTLE OLD BRANCH LINE
LOAFING GOPHER
LOCAL, LITTLE TRAINS
LOG ROAD
LOG TRAIN
LOGGING TRAIN
LONG ISLAND RAILROAD
LOPING GOAT
LOW CREDIT AND SLOW WAGES
MAIL TRAIN
MAW AND PA
MAYBE SOMETIMES NEVER
MEAN AND UGLY
MIKE AND IKE
MILK LINE
MILK STOP
MILKWAGON EXPRESS
MINER'S TRAIN
MISERY AND SHORT LIFE
MOLASSES TRAIN
MOM AND POP
MOPEY RAILROAD
MORNING MILK RUN
MOUNTAIN TRACK RAILROAD
MUD AND MISERY
MUD LINE
MULE TRAIN
NELLIE
NEW MARKET SPECIAL
NICKLE-PLATE
OLD AND WOBBLY
OLD BRANCH ROAD
OLD COW TRAIN
OLD LOG ROAD
OLD NARROW GAUGE
OLD PLUG
OLD ROUGH AND CROOKED
OLD RUSTY AND WOBBLY
OLD SHAB
ON THE VAN
ONE HORSE
ONE-HORSE RAILROAD
ONE-HORSE TRAIN
ONE-HORSESHOE TRAIN
ONE-TRY-WEEKLY
ONTARIO AND WESTERN
P.G.
P.P. AND B.
PAW AND MAW
PEANUT LINE
PEANUT SPECIAL
PEDDLER TRAIN
PETTICOAT JUNCTION R.R.
PHOSPHATE TRAINS
PICKENS DOODLE
PINKY
PISS-POOR
PODUNK
POKEY RAILROAD
PONY EXPRESS
PONY LINE
POOR AND NEEDY
PORTSMOUTH BRANCH
PRITCHARD
PUNK OUTFIT
PUSH AND GRUNT
PUSH AND WALK
Q.
QUINCY RAILROAD
R.S. AND P.
RABBIT
RABBIT LINE
RABBIT ROAD
RHODE ISLANDS
ROUGH AND READY
RUN-DOWN RAILROAD
S.P. COAST ROUTE
SAGEBRUSH ANNIE
SANDBUR SPECIAL
SECONDARY ROAD
SHEEPSKIN
SHORT CUTS
SHORT ROAD
SHORT RUN
SHORT TRAIN
SHORTY
SHUTTLE
SHUTTLE BUS
SHUTTLE TRAIN
SIDELINE RAILROAD
SIDE-TRACK
SLOW AS THE ERIE
SLOW TRAIN TO MEMPHIS
SLOWPOKE
SOAPSTONE
SOD TRACK
SOLE-LEATHER LINE
SONNY JIM
SOUTHERN DOG
SOUTHWESTERN
SPEEDER
SPUR ROAD
SQUARE-WHEELED RAILROAD
SQUAW CENTRAL
SQUIRREL
STOP
STOP-AND-GO
STUB ROADS
SUB-LINE
SUPER SKUNK
SWAMP RABBIT
SWITCH TRACKS
T.C.
TANK LINES
TELLERAY CHARLEY
THE ERIE
THE HIGHBALL
TINKERVILLE TROLLEY
TINKLE-LINE TROLLEY
TOONER TROLLEY
TOONERVILLE EXPRESS
TOONERVILLE LINE
TOONEYVILLE CAR
TOW-PATH
TRAIL
TRAM
TROLLEY LINE
TUG AND GRUNT
TURKEY TRAIL
TURKEY-TRACK
TWO-DOOR TROLLEY
USELESS AND DANGEROUS
VALLEY LINE
VIRGINIA CREEPER
WALLY CAHOOCHO
YANKEE DOODLE
YELLOW DOG
YELLOW HAMMER
ZIGZAG AND CROOKED
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