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Ways of teasing a beginner or inexperienced person—for example, by sending him for a 'left-handed monkey wrench': "Go get me ________."

Topic: 
Types and Attitudes of People
Ways of teasing a beginner or inexperienced person—for example, by sending him for a 'left-handed monkey wrench': "Go get me ________."
Response: 
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SKY-HOOK
SNIPE-HUNTING
LEFT-HANDED MONKEY WRENCH
CAN OF STRIPED PAINT
BUCKET OF STEAM
BOARD-STRETCHER
ROUND SQUARE
PAPER-STRETCHER
SNIPE HUNT
PIPE-STRETCHER
DOUBLE-HEADED HAMMER
PAIL OF STEAM
LEFT-HANDED HAMMER
LEFT-HANDED SCREWDRIVER
MEAT AUGER
STRAP OIL
WHITE LAMPBLACK
LUMBER-STRETCHER
POSTHOLE
WHEELBARROW SEED
PIGEON MILK
PLANK-STRETCHER
POUND OF WHITE LAMPBLACK
SEND HIM ON A SNIPE HUNT
FIFTY FEET OF SHORELINE
FOUR-FOOT YARDSTICK
HALF-ROUND SQUARE
SET OF SKY-HOOKS
SNIPE
TYPE LICE
CANT HOOK
ELBOW GREASE
GO SNIPE-HUNTING
LEFT-HANDED CUTTING OIL
RIGHT-HANDED HAMMER
RIGHT-HANDED SCREWDRIVER
RUBBER-HANDLED PITCHFORK
SKY-HOOKS
STOVE-PIPE WRENCH
STRIPED PAINT
WILD GOOSE CHASE
WOOD-STRETCHER
BAG OF AIR
BAG OF STEAM
BRICK-STRETCHER
CAN OF CHECKERED PAINT
CAN OF VACUUM
CUP OF STEAM
ELEVATOR TICKET
FOOL'S ERRAND
HAZING
KEY TO THE FLAGPOLE
LEFT-HAND HAMMER
LEFT-HAND SCREWDRIVER
LEFT-HANDED FORK
LEFT-HANDED TOOLS
LEFT-HANDED WRENCH
NH
SACK-STRETCHER
SKIRMISH LINE
SKY-JACK
SMOKE-GRINDER
SNIPE HUNTING
TENT-STRETCHER
THREE-DOLLAR BILL
TILE-STRETCHER
A NICKEL'S WORTH OF WHITE LAMPBLACK
A STRETCHER
ALBETRICHES
APPLE-CRITTER
ASFIDITY
BACKROOM-STRETCHER
BACK-UP HOE
BAG IN THE WATER
BAG OF COLD STEAM
BAG OF DOUGHNUT HOLES
BAG OF ELECTRICITY
BAG OF FEED-STRETCHER
BAG OF HOT WATER
BAG OF SNIPE
BAG OF WIND
BAIL OUT THE BAIT WELL
BARBER-POLE PAINT
BAR-STRETCHER
BASE-LINE
BASTARD FILE
BEAN HOLE
BED-STRETCHER
BIRD TO HUNT AT NIGHT
BIRDSEED TO GROW BIRDS
BISCUIT BUSH
BIT FOR A SQUARE HOLE
BIT TO BORE A SQUAREHOLE
BLACK AND YELLOW STRIPED PAINT
BOLT-STRETCHER
BORING-BIT
BOTTLE OF ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION
BOTTLE OF LAMPBLACK
BOTTLE OF WHITE LAMPBLACK
BOTTLE-STRETCHER
BOX OF LOOSE CRACKERS
BOX-STRETCHER
BREAK-THROUGH KEYS
BRICKLAYER
BUBBLE FROM A LEVEL
BUBBLE-BUSTER
BUCKET FULL OF HEAD JOINTS
BUCKET OF COLD STEAM
BUCKET OF COMPRESSION
BUCKET OF PROP-WASH
BUCKET OF REVILLE
BUCKET OF SMOKE
BUCKET OF STRAP OIL
BUCKET OF STRIPED PAINT
BUCKET-STRETCHER
BULB-CRUSHER
BUSHEL OF COLUMN CENTERS
BUSHEL OF NOTHING
CABLE-STRETCHER
CALL AND ASK FOR MR. CADAVER ON THE PHONE
CALL THE ZOO AND ASK FOR MR. BEAR OR MR. MONKEY WRENCH
CAN OF BARBER-POLE PAINT
CAN OF DARK WHITE PAINT
CAN OF REVILLE
CANNON REPORT
CAPON EGGS
CASE-EXPANDER
CATCH A LOON
CATCH A SNIPE
CAT-STRETCHER
CEMENT-STRETCHER
CHAIN FOR THE POTATO MASHER
CHAIN-STRETCHER
CHECKERED PAINT
CHECK-STRETCHER
CHEESE SPITAL
CHOCOLATE-COVERED TAMPAX
CIRCULAR SAW
COPY OF CANNON REPORT
CORSET-STRETCHER
COUNT SHEETS IN A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
COUPLE OF BLIND BATS
CROOKED STRAIGHT-EDGE
CROSS-EYED DARNING NEEDLE
CROSS-HAUL
CUP OF SMOKE
CUPALO KEY
CUPOLA WRENCH
CUP-STRETCHER
CURRENCY-STRETCHER
CUT UP A WELL TO MAKE FENCE POSTS
CYLINDER-HEAD GASKET
DEHYDRATED WATER
DISCOUNT ON STAMPS FOR BUYING A QUANTITY
DITCH-STRETCHER
DOOR-STRETCHER
DOUBLE-JOINTED THISTLE TUBE
DOUBLE-REVERSE FLOW-CHECK VALVE
DOZEN POST-HOLES FROM SEARS
DRAG OIL
DRIED FISH
EIGHT-DOLLAR BILL
ELDERBRITCHES
ELECTRIC-LIGHT TRIMMER
ENVELOPE-STRETCHER
EXTRACT OF HAMMER HANDLE
FAN BELT OF A FRANKLIN CAR
FENCE-STRETCHER
FINNEGAN PIN IN THE MUFFLER GEAR
FIVE-FOOT YARDSTICK
FIX THE JOHNSON BAR
FIX THE JOHNSON ROD
FLAG-STRETCHER
FLUE-STRETCHER
FORMULA FOR CONCENTRATE
FRESH SALT
FROG-HAIR BRUSH
FULL-FACE CAM
GALLON OF ELECTRICITY
GALLON OF PROP-WASH
GATE-STRETCHER
GET A CAN OF ELBOW GREASE
GET A GUY BEAR-CAUGHT
GET HIM TO TAKE PART IN A SNIPE HUNT AND LEAVE HIM HOLDING THE BAG
GIMLET SEEDS
GIVE HIM A BULLSHIT TICKET
GO ON A SNIPE HUNT
GOLD MINE
GREEN COW-HIDE
GREEN LIME (ON A TENNIS COURT)
GREEN-HANDLED MUCKETS
GRIND ME SOME CORKS IN THE MORTAR (IN A DRUGSTORE)
GROUND WIRE
HALF-A-DOZEN PUD-HOLES
HANDFUL OF CLOUDS
HANDFUL OF COALS
HAZING HIM
HEAL STICK
HEEL SCREWED TO A GRASSHOPPER
HELP PICK UP A FRAME THAT'S BOLTED TO THE FLOOR
HEN TEETH
HEN'S TEETH
HOLE WHERE A POST HAD BEEN
HOW MUCH WIND IS THERE IN A WINDSHIELD
HUNTING SNIPERS
I.D. TEN-T TUBE
IN A FIREDRILL SEND THE PERSON DOWN THE LAUNDRY CHUTE
INSULATOR WRENCH
INTEREST INK
ITALIC SPACES
JACKSNIPE HUNT
JAR OF TRAFFIC JAM
KETTLE-STRETCHERS
KEY FOR A KEELSON
KEY TO KEELSON
KEY TO THE CLEARINGHOUSE
KEY TO THE CURTAINS
KEY TO THE DRILL GROUND
KEY TO THE JOHNNY-BOX
KEY TO THE OARLOCKS
KEY TO THE PITCHER'S BOX
KEY TO THE SITUATION
KEY TO THE SUNDIAL
KEYS TO THE OARLOCKS
KNOT-HOLE GAUGE
LAMPBLACK
LEAF PICKER-UPPER
LEATHER-STRETCHER
LEFT-HAND AUGER
LEFT-HAND AXE
LEFT-HAND BIT
LEFT-HAND MONKEY WRENCH
LEFT-HAND RULE
LEFT-HAND SHOVEL
LEFT-HAND SUGAR BOWL
LEFT-HANDED ANCHOR
LEFT-HANDED COFFEE CUPS
LEFT-HANDED DRILLS
LEFT-HANDED FRYING PAN
LEFT-HANDED HOE
LEFT-HANDED LOOKING-GLASS
LEFT-HANDED MOP
LEFT-HANDED PAINTBRUSH
LEFT-HANDED PEAVY
LEFT-HANDED PENCIL
LEFT-HANDED PITCHFORK
LEFT-HANDED SAW
LEFT-HANDED SCISSORS
LEFT-HANDED SICKLE
LEFT-HANDED SPADE
LEFT-HANDED SPUD-WRENCH
LEFT-HANDED SQUARE
LEFT-HANDED TEA-CUP
LEFT-HANDED THREADING OIL
LEFT-HANDED WINDJAMMER
LEMON
LET'S SEE HOW STRONG YOUR GRANPAW IS
LIMB-RICK
LINOLEUM-STRETCHER
LOOK FOR A SHIKE POKE
MACARONI SEED
MAILSACK-STRETCHER
MAKE A SQUARE-ROUND HOLE
MASTURBATION REPORT
MEASURE THE FLAG POLE
MEAT-STRETCHER
MILK THE COW ON THE LEFT-HAND SIDE
MOLLY HOGAN
MONEY-CLEANER
MOON
MORTAR-STRETCHER
NAIL BRIGHTENER
NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
NICKEL'S WORTH OF DIMES
NICKEL'S WORTH OF FIVE-DOLLAR BILLS
NIPPLE-STRETCHER
NUT
OUNCE OF PREVENTION AND A POUND OF CURE
OVEN WRENCH
OVERALL BUTTONS
PAIL OF BLUE STEAM
PAIL OF VACUUM
PAINT-STRETCHER
PAIR OF CLINKER-SQUEEZERS
PAIR OF LEFT-HANDED SCISSORS
PARADE KEY
PASTE-CUTTER
PEANUT FLOAT
PICK AN OLIVE
PIE-STRETCHER
PIGEON OIL
PIG-IN-A-POKE
PIPE-THREAD
PIPE-WRENCH STRETCHER
PLYWOOD BOARD
POLKA-DOT PAINT
POOL PASS
POST-HOLE SEEDS
POSTHOLES
POST-STRETCHER
POT OF ELBOW GREASE
POTFUL OF STEAM
POT-HOLDER
PRINTER'S LICE
PUMP-PACKER
PUNCTURE-PROOF TOILET PAPER
PUT A HALF-FACE CAM IN BACKWARDS
QUART OF DUCK'S MILK
RAZING
RECTUM REAMER
RED LANTERN OIL
RED OIL
RED OIL FOR THE RED LIGHT
RED TAIL-LIGHT OIL
RIBBING HIM
RIGHT-HAND SCREWDRIVER
RIGHT-HANDED CRESCENT WRENCH
RIGHT-HANDED SHOVEL
RIGHT-HANDED UMBRELLA
ROOM-STRETCHER
ROOSTER THAT LAYS EGGS
ROPE-STRETCHER
ROUND CROSSHAUL
RUBBER FILE
RUBBER HAMMER
RUBBER-HANDLED HAMMER
SACKING BIRDS
SAUCE-STRETCHER
SAW-STRETCHER
SCRIMMAGE LINE
SEAL RECORD OFF OF A COAL CAR
SELL SOMEONE ELEVATOR TICKETS
SEND A FRESHMAN TO THE FOURTH FLOOR OF A THREE-STORY BUILDING
SEND HIM ON A ERRAND
SEND HIM ON A FOOL'S ERRAND
SEND HIM ON A JACKSNIPE HUNT
SEND HIM ON A JACKSNIPE HUNT WITH A FLOUR SACK
SEND HIM ON A TOM FOOL'S ERRAND
SEND PEOPLE TO THE WRONG PLACE WITH A NOTE TO SOMEONE
SEND SOMEONE SNIPE-HUNTING
SEND THEM A BIG CLOD OF DIRT
SEND THEM SNIPE-HUNTING
SENT HIM ON SNIPE HUNTS
SET A CAKE OF ICE AFIRE
SET OF FALLOPIAN TUBES
SHELF-STRETCHER
SHINE THE NAIL HEADS
SHORELINE
SHOVEL SMOKE
SHOW THEM TYPE-LICE
SIEVE TO HOLD WATER
SKY-ROD
SKY-WRENCH
SMOKE-SHIFTER
SNARK
SNIPE BAG
SNIPE-HUNTING FOR NEW HUNTERS
SNIPING
SOME STRIPED PAINT
SPARK GAPS
SPARK PLUG FOR A DIESEL ENGINE
SPOOL OF PLAID SEWING SILK
SPOOL OF PLAID SILK
SPOOL OF PLAID THREAD
SPOOL-STRETCHER
SPOTTED INK
SPOTTED PAINT
SQUARE AUGER
SQUARE AUGER-HOLE
SQUARE BALLS
SQUARE CIRCLE
SQUARE HOLE
SQUARE POSTHOLE DIGGER
STACK OF POSTHOLES
STOVE KEY
STOVE WRENCH
STRAIGHT HOOK
STRAIGHT-ANGLE BAR
STRAP-OIL
STRIPED INK
SUGAR-STRETCHER
SUMP-STRETCHER
TAKE HIM ON A SNIPE HUNT
TAKE HIM OUT SNIPE-HUNTING
TAKE HIM SNIPE-HUNTING
TAKE THAT SIEVE AND BRING ME A PINT OF WATER
TELL A MAN TO FOLLOW THE CAT TRACKS
TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE WANTS YOU
TELL YOUR MOTHER SHE'S CALLING YOU
TENTPEG HOLES
THOUSAND DOLLARS' WORTH OF ONE-DOLLAR BILLS
THREADING-OIL
THREADS FOR THE BOLTS
THREE-CORNERED SQUARE
THREE-LEGGED CHAIR
THREE-TAILED FLY
THRICE-FOLDED GIRTH
TOP-BOARD STRETCHER
TOP-JACK
TRAY-STRETCHER
TREE-SQUEAK
TSCHAIKOVSKI'S TENTH SYMPHONY
TULIP SALVE
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLAR BILL
TYPE-GRINDER
WATCH OUT FOR THE TYPE-LICE
WATER PUMP FOR A FRANKLIN
WATERHOSE--THE HAY'S TOO DRY
WATERLINE
WATERPUMP
WEE-WOW
WELL-PULLER
WHANGDOODLE
WHAT COLOR WAS WASHINGTON'S WHITE HORSE
WHATCHAMACALLIT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
WHEEL-CRANK FOR A ROULETTE WHEEL
WHEEL-STRETCHER
WHITE COAL BLACK
WHITE HORSE
WHITE RABBIT
WHITE STOVE-BLACKING
WHOOPER-SNIPE
WIMMYDIDDLE TO A SMOKE-GRINDER
WIRE-STRETCHER
WOODEN NUTMEG
WRINKLE-STRETCHER
YARD OF PUMP WATER
YARD OF SCRIMMAGE LINE
YARD OF SKIRMISH LINE
YARDS OF SKIRMISH LINE
YARN-STRETCHER
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