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Joking ways of saying that you would not know who somebody is: "I wouldn't know him from ________."

Topic: 
Relationships among People
Joking ways of saying that you would not know who somebody is: "I wouldn't know him from ________."
Response: 
ADAM
ADAM'S OFF-OX
ADAM'S HOUSE-CAT
HOLE IN THE GROUND
MAN IN THE MOON
HOLE IN THE WALL
ADAM'S APPLE
EVE
BALE OF HAY
ADAM AND EVE
HILL OF BEANS
NR
SIDE OF SOLE-LEATHER
ADAM'S CAT
ADAM'S OX
BUNCH OF TURNIPS
SACK OF SALT
ADAMS
ADAM'S
BUNCH OF BEETS
STRANGER
ADAM OR EVE
ADAM'S OLD FOX
BAR OF SOAP
HOLE IN THE FENCE
JOB'S TURKEY
LOAD OF HAY
NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
SIDE OF A BARN
ABRAHAM
ADAM'S ALL FOX
ADAM'S BROTHER
ADAM'S FOOT
ADAM'S FOX
ADAM'S HAT
ADAM'S HATBAND
ADAM'S HOUSE
ADAM'S OLD OX
ADAM'S PET MONKEY
ANYBODY
ANYTHING
APPLESAUCE
AT ALL
BAG OF BEANS
BAG OF BEETS
BAG OF POTATOES
BALAAM
BALE OF CRAP
BARN DOOR
BARREL OF APPLES
BARREL OF SNAKES
BEANS
BUCKET OF CHIPS
BULL'S FOOT
BUNCH OF BEANS
BUNCH OF TURNIP
BUNCH OF TURNIP TOPS
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
CROSSROAD IN IRELAND
CROW
DAY TO NIGHT
DAYLIGHT AND DARK
DEVIL'S OFF-OX
DICK'S HATBAND
FELIX
GABE'S OFF-OX
GEORGE WASHINGTON
GUM STUMP
HELL
HITLER
HOLE IN MY ASS
HOOT IN HELL
HORSE'S ASS
HOUSE-CAT
IF HE WALKED IN THE DOOR
IF I FELL OVER HIM
IF I RAN OVER HIM
IF I SAW HIM
IF THE LORD DON'T KNOW HIM ANY BETTER THAN I DO HE'S A LOST MAN
IF YOU SHOWED HIM TO ME
IN A MILLION YEARS
J.C.
JACK AND THE BEANSTALK
JACKRABBIT
JAKE GOULD
JAY GOULD
JOB
LOAD OF (SOME KIND OF GOODS)
LOAD OF COAL
LOAD OF POLES
MADAM'S HOUSE-CAT
MADAM'S OFF-OX
MOSES
MY MOTHER
NO ONE ELSE
NO OTHER
NOAH
NOBODY
NOBODY ELSE
OX
PILE OF BRICKS
PILE OF CHIPS
PUSSYCAT
ROW OF BEANS
ROY ROGERS
SACK OF OATS
SAM HILL
SHIT
SHOELEATHER
SIDE OF A HOUSE
SIDE OF BACON
SIDE OF THE BARN
SOLE LEATHER
THIRD BASE
TIMBUKTU
WAGON-LOAD OF HAY
WAY BACK
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