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Joking words for the part of the body that you sit on—for example, "He slipped and came down hard on his ________."

Topic: 
Parts of the Body
Joking words for the part of the body that you sit on—for example, "He slipped and came down hard on his ________."
Response: 
BUTT
ASS
FANNY
RUMP
BOTTOM
REAR END
BEHIND
REAR
SEAT
TAIL
CAN
BACKSIDE
HIND END
BUTTOCKS
HINEY
SITTER
PRAT
DERRIERE
SETTER
BUM
SIT-DOWN
TAILBONE
HINDER
BEHINDS
SEATER
POSTERIOR
BACK END
BUCKET
TAILEND
TOKUS
ARSE
BOTTOM END
DUFF
RECTUM
STERN
BISCUITS
SITTING-DOWN PLACE
B.T.M.
BOHUNKUS
BOMBOSITY
BUMPER
BUTT END
BUTTRICKS
CHEEKS
DUPA
KEISTER
LOOKING GLASS
NR
BOOTY
BUMP
BUN
BUTTONHOLE
CONJUNCTION
CROUPER
CUSHION
HIND PARTS
HINDSIDE
KISSER
OKOLE
RUMPUS
STERN END
T'OTHER END
TURD-CUTTER
TUSHY
TWAT
ACE OVER APE
ADDIACK
ANTIPODES OF HIS SEAT OF KNOWLEDGE
ARSY
ASH CAN
ASS ME NO QUESTION
BACK
BACK SEAT
BACKSIDE OF YOUR LAP
BACKSIDES
BAZOO
BAZOON
BE-HIND
BEHINDER
BEHINTEN
BERSETTER
BERUMPUS
BINKY
BISCUIT
BLOODY ASS
BOHIND
BOHUNK
BOHUNKY
BOO-DOCK
BOOMPIE
BOONGIE
B-O-T-TOM
BOTTOM DOLLAR
BOTTOMSIDE
BOTTOM-TOTS
BOX
B-T-EMPTEM
BUMBA
BUMBASTO
BUMBOSITY
BUMMERANG
BUMPITY
BUMPY
BUNGKAJEENIS
BUNK
BUNKUM
BUNS
BUSKY
BUTTY
CABOOSE
CACHAIMA
CANASSERATER
CANS
CARCASS
COFFEE GRAINS
COOLIE
COW
CRAPPER
CROPPER-BONE
DIASTACURIOUS
DOODY
DOUBLE
EXTREMITY
FART-BOX
FAT ASS
FAT CAN
FOUNDATION
FRANCES
FUNDAMENT
GLUTEUS MAXIMUS
GREAT BEHIND
GROUND FLOOR
HAMS
HAUNCHES
HEAVY PART
HIND
HIND PART
HIND QUARTERS
HINDEY
HIND-POTS
HINE
HUNKUS
LARD
LAUNCHING PAD
LEATHER BUTT
NANNY
NO-NO
NUT
OSSINNOMINATUM
PANTS
PATOOT
PATOOTIE
PLATFORM
PORCH
PRIDE
PRIVY
PROBOSCIS
PUNKY
REAR GEARS
REAR PORCH
REAR SEAT
REAR UPHOLSTERY
REARS
ROYAL HIGHNESS
RUMBA
RUMBLE
RUNCHY
SEAT OF HIS CONSTITUTION
SEAT OF HIS PANTS
SEAT OF THE PANTS
SEAT OF WISDOM
SEATERITIS
SEATIS
SET-DOWN
SHINER
SIT-DOWN PIECE
SIT-DOWN PLACE
SITDOWNSKI
SITTING CHEEKS
SIT-UPON
SITZLATER
SLATS
SPANISH ONION
STEM
TAIL PIECE
T-BUMPS
TEE-HIND
TEE-HINDER
THONE
THUNDER-BOX
TOUCH-HOLE
TURKEY
TUSH
TWO LOAVES
TWO LOAVES OF BREAD
WHATEVER
X35
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