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Joking terms for milking a cow: A farmer might say, "Well, it's time to go out and ________."

Topic: 
Farm Animals
Joking terms for milking a cow: A farmer might say, "Well, it's time to go out and ________."
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JUICE THE COW
PULL TITS
MILK
JUICE
STRIP
PAIL
PAIL THE COW
MILK THE COW
PULL THE TITS
JUICE THE JERSEY
STRIP THE COW
TIT
DO THE CHORES
DO THE MILKING
JUICE THE JERSEYS
JUICE THE OLD COW
JUICE THE COWS
MILK THE COWS
PAIL THE COWS
SQUEEZE THE TITS
STRIP 'EM
TIT THE COW
JUICE HER
PULL TEATS
PULL THE COW
PUMP
PUMP THE COW
SAP
STRIP THE COWS
DO CHORES
GET THE MILK
JERK THE COW
JERK THE COWS
JERK THE TITS
JERK TITS
JUICE 'EM
MILK COW
MILKING TIME
PULL
PULL THE COWS
PULL THE JUICE
PULL THE MILK
SAP THE COW
STRIP 'EM OUT
STRIP OLD BOSSIE
BE MILK MAID
DO HER STRIPPIN'
DO MY CHORES
DO THE NIGHT WORK
DO THE STRIPPING
DRAIN
DRAIN THE COWS
DRAIN THE CRANKCASE
DRAW MILK
DRAW THE LACTAL FLUID
DRAW WATER
DRIP THAT COW
DRIP THE COW
EMPTY THE BAGS
FEED THE KITTENS
GET BREAKFAST
GET COW JUICE
GET HOLD OF THE TITS
GET UNDER
GIT STRIPPIN'
GO TO THE DAIRY
GRAB A TIT
GRIP THE BAG
I HAVE A DATE WITH THE NELLIES
IT'S MILKING TIME
IT'S TIME FOR MILKIN'
IT'S TIT-JERKING TIME
JERK
JERK 'EM OFF
JERK HER OFF
JERRY THE COW
JUICE A COW
JUICE OLD PIED
JUICE OLD SOOKIE
JUICE OUR COW
JUICE THAT COW
JUICE THE BOSSIES
JUICE THE HEIFER
JUICE THE OLD BOSSIE
KICK THE BAG
LAY IT ON HER
MILK 'EM
MILK OLD BETSY
MILK OLD SOOKIE
MILK SOOKIE
MILK THE BOSS
MILK THE MOO
MILK THE OLD COW
MILK THE OLD HAT RACK
PAIL 'EM
PAIL THE BOSSIE
PAIL THE HEIFER
PAIL THE JERSEY
PAIL THE NELLIES
PAIL TITS
PICK THE MILK
PLAY THE FOUR PIPES
PLAY THE PIANO
PLAY THE PIANOS
PLAY WITH THE TITS
PULL HER
PULL HER UDDERS
PULL ON OLD BOSSIE
PULL ON THE COW
PULL PICKLES
PULL THE CHAIN
PULL THE COW'S TEATS
PULL THE FAUCET
PULL THE HANDLES
PULL THE MILK OUT
PULL THE OLD COW
PULL THE TIT
PULL THE TITTIES
PULL THE UDDER
PULL THEIR TEATS
PULL THEM TITS
PUMP 'EM
PUMP 'EM OUT
PUMP THE COWS
PUT THE BOSSIES IN
REDUCE THE COW
RELIEVE OLD BOSSIE
RELIEVE THE BREADWINNER
ROUND UP THE COWS
RUM 'EM THROUGH
SAP THE BOSSIES
SAP THE COWS
SAP THE JERSEYS
SAP THE SALLIES
SAP THE SOOKIES
SQUEEZE 'EM
SQUEEZE THE COW
SQUEEZE THE UDDER
SQUEEZE TITS
SQUISH A TIT
STRIP HER
STRIP THE OLD COW
TIT THE COWS
TITTING TIME
TUG AT THE COWS
WRING 'EM OUT
YANK
YANK THE TITS
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